Crumb

A term to describe a general buffoon - typified by continual tomfoolery, at the expense of surrounding individual's happiness. Interestingly, the word can be used as a noun, adjective or verb.

Jack Maxwell-Davis is an absolute crumb.

by CrumbCatcher69 April 16, 2024

Wretchy-crumb

A wretchy-crumb is a word to describe an elite person who is absolutely class. However you can’t just become a wretchy-crumb, it has to be confirmed by one of the OG wretchy-crumbs.

“Kiera and Ellie are such wretchy-crumbs.”
“Hi wretchy-crumb, how are you?”

by The butts December 18, 2020

Crumbs

What I call AVB or that brown stuff in your herbal vape after you use it, because AVB is a dumb name.

Also because it looks like toast crumbs

Oh man I dropped my vape and got crumbs all over the couch.

by HerbNerd420BlazeIt September 19, 2017

Crumb Kid

Friend of the group raised without a mom. Visible lack of character traits and manners from the lack of a motherly figure

That crumb kid over there’s mom died of cancer when he was a kid and now he sucks Dorito dust off of his fingers.

by Uncle Samuel February 15, 2021

Crumb hole

The hole at the end of your penis.

I had fun tonight maybe next time you can check out my crumb hole.

by Crumb expert October 21, 2022

An Angry Crumb

The most serious of situations in which a crumb has lost all patients and needs noms immediately. If noms are not supplied threats such as genocide become increasingly likely. A monk bear may also be used to calm the crumb however this is only a viable option if the crumb has not already started his rampage.

Person 1: "There a tsuniami coming our way"
Person 2: "WHO CARES ABOUT THE TSUNIAMI, THERES AN ANGRY CRUMB ON THE LOOSE"
Person 1: "AHHHHHH"

by MonkBear April 28, 2023

Love-Crumbs

The sporadic 'love' you're getting within a toxic partnership that you mistake for the real deal.

She was tired of him only showing up when it suited him; chasing after him for 'love-crumbs'. She knew she deserved more.

by Jen's I-Am March 9, 2025