by macbeth1989 January 16, 2011
Get the condom moneymug. Where you gut a bird and use it as a condom. Usually used as a last resort on prom night. Slogans include: "Protect your pecker with a pecker".."Don't bang your bird without your bird".."Let the bird see your worm".."Birds love seeds, give them your seed"
Elliot had nothing to use on prom night, as a last minute thought he gutted this poor sparrow and made a Bird Condom. He used that instead, safe to say for the least of it, he protected his pecker.
by Liquailliam May 17, 2014
Get the Bird Condommug. Device used to tighten a condom. Used as an insult for someone like saying they're wrapping around a penis. It also combined 2 unlikely words which give it some added humor.
by Takuban November 6, 2006
Get the condom wrenchmug. by Ginorm Epoo December 30, 2007
Get the condom ripplermug. A phrase used to hide details, or save yourself from saying something you dont really want someone to know.
Person 1: "What did you say when Cindy asked you what you did last night?"
Person 2: "I just used one of those conversation condoms and changed the subject."
Person 2: "I just used one of those conversation condoms and changed the subject."
by Doug Cota August 6, 2008
Get the Conversation Condommug. aka ck when a girl sees condoms and immediate becomes weakened at the site of them. So weak that they will forget about there initial tasks and have one thing on the mind. using that condom as an accessory to "dress up" the mood.
I was going on a rant about how we fight so much, and he just pulled out condoms. I immediately felt weakened and i could only think about one thing, what goes in the condom. It was condom kryptonite.
by sTOORRRIIII July 16, 2010
Get the Condom Kryptonitemug. Paris Hilton as it seems according to popular opinion this girl has had more cock that a battery farm
by Brettimus January 15, 2007
Get the human condommug.