cocktail

A cold beverage , that is usually drank in the evening with friends or family.
Also contains two words cock and tail. This anomaly could confuse people around the world.
Use this term wisely.

Yo wanna cocktail?
Nahh fam I aint gai boii...

by r0berrt0_prujeM January 25, 2022

pineapple cocktail

The act of consuming excessive pineapple with the intent of sweetening your semen, only to realize no one is there to taste test, forcing you to jizz in your own mouth alone.

Poor Bob couldn’t find anyone online, so he stayed home and had a pineapple cocktail.

by TheJestersBlog January 10, 2023

Shrimp cocktail

While receiving a foot job, a pinky toe is quickly inserted into the rectum.

She gave me a shrimp cocktail while she was jacking me off with her feet.

by Shrimper 911 November 18, 2023

Corana Cocktail

A cocktail consumed around 10:30 AM because according to McDonalds (which are the laws of the USA) it is no longer breakfast. Therefore acceptable to consume a cocktail.

Person 1: Do you want a Corana Cocktail?
Person 2: Is that a question?

by Kaminsky April 25, 2020

Cocktail

When you have a story about an unusual sex scenario.

Bro I have a mad cocktail to tell ya

by EFFFFFFFFFFF March 30, 2020

Freudian Cocktail Slip

When the bartender Elizabeth in Phoenix accidentally brings you the wrong drink but it is what they really wanted to drink as a mistake.

Oh, you wanted the espresso martini! This is prosecco which is what I wanted - Freudian cocktail slip! Looks like I will just have to drink the oopsie.

by saskers April 5, 2025

satan's cocktail

The mixture of cum and blood when you fuck a girl on her period.

I made satan's cocktail with my girlfriend last weekend.

by Satans Daffodil June 17, 2015