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but! he lives in a cave, of darkness and despair. he looks like a sweet kid on the outside but is a monster waiting to rip your soul out; girls watch out..when you anger him, he will rip your ovaries out and make you wear it as a necklace.
secret super power... GO SPIDEY GO!
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A Norwegian retired male model and reality TV participant in the Norwegian edition of "Survivor". Now a TV host, record producer and book publishing agent. He is known in Norway as "Riksklysa" (eng. translation: "national slimy") because of his outspokenness during "Survivor"
He is also known for making unusual record deals. One example is when he promised to pay some artists with a bag of his privately owned pornographic movies instead of paying them money. He is also known for calling a girl "FHM chubby" in the TV series "Norway's Next Top Model" as a comment to one of her photographs.
He is also known for making unusual record deals. One example is when he promised to pay some artists with a bag of his privately owned pornographic movies instead of paying them money. He is also known for calling a girl "FHM chubby" in the TV series "Norway's Next Top Model" as a comment to one of her photographs.
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