Chamise

common slang for "rat"

"have you been to that crack den? its just crawling with chamise's"

by Benbobalingdong March 24, 2009

champska

when you wake up with a hangover, remember you had a bit too bunch fun last night, look at your phone, and notice you added a new contact of a complete stranger. Even better, you don't remember "bribing" the person to get their number.

i went to the quad and got a champska's number.

by danceisawesome January 10, 2010

Chaos Storage

Chaos Storage is a form of filing system that although it won't always give you what you were looking for, you will find something that is as useful or is more interesting.
Essentially to the untrained eye a room used for Chaos Storage is a massive disorganised mess with piles of junk everywhere.
Commonly found in the rooms of teenagers, students and the houses single males Chaos Storage can quickly spread to takeover all surfaces to become part of the filing system.
Chaos Storage is the only way to kill a neat freak

"Where did I put that spanner (in my chaos storage room)? Aha! a pipe wrench, that will do..."

"Where did I put that pipe wrench (in my chaos storage room)? Aha! Playboy March 2007... Sod it, I'll just have a quick read of the articles"

by Unsub2008 February 13, 2010

champos

character of Greek mythology-meaning the ultimate jerk

oh my god, you big champos.

you're being a champos right now, champ. (if you say champ, it heightens the effect)

by sklo March 23, 2010

chaosology

a belief in deep thoughts or ideas that could be true but that may be beyond the ken of others.

I am a firm believer in chaosology; I think of those things that may be amazing if fully materialized but that mean nothing to others. Thinking about a machine that can cure diseases by restoring diseased parts to normality without medication or surgery is a case in point.

by uttam maharjan October 28, 2010

Chaos Message

Sending one message to all of your friends or at least 100 at the same time on facebook thus spamming them with a thousand notifications creating chaos

greg: Aww man did you get invited to this conversation too?

bob: yeah dammit! it's a freakin chaos message!!!

phil: my phone won't stop vibrating with notifications guys!

by xDAGx May 16, 2011

Chaos Knights

1. Militant, activist homosexuals who engage in domestic terrorism, usually as the military arm for so-called civil rights organizations or purely for self-serving reasons.

2. Domestic terrorists whose own homosexuality is their political cause. Being a Choas Knight (CK) is similar to other domestic terrorist organizations such as Sinn Fein or Hezbollah.

3. A person who is socially active in spreading the self-centered cause of his or her own homosexuality. The idea is to overthrow others' worldviews and interests and instead have them focused on the Chaos Knight himself/herself. Searching for worshippers, the Chaos Knight seeks to bully, intimidate, and harass others until they no longer give grievance to his/her open homosexuality.

4. Refers to bully homosexuals.

The Chaos Knights in Roswell, Georgia have climbed on top of their parents' houses and are demanding passersby to accept their golding homosexuality!

by Unemployed and Living at Home June 21, 2011