And here's to you, 'cause forgiveness is a nice thing to do...
HAHAHAHA!!! I can't even say it with a straight face!
This is why we can't have nice things, darling...
HAHAHAHA!!! I can't even say it with a straight face!
This is why we can't have nice things, darling...
by b_awkward92 January 19, 2018
Get the This is Why We Can't Have Nice Thingsmug. by macput1 June 10, 2016
Get the can't hit your ass with either handmug. Originated from the movie "Little miss sunshine".
When you dreamed of something for a long time that you wanna accomplish (eg: dream job, or other goals) but later on you realise you can't achieve it because of a disability you have and/or other things stopping or preventing you from doing that spesific thing.
When you dreamed of something for a long time that you wanna accomplish (eg: dream job, or other goals) but later on you realise you can't achieve it because of a disability you have and/or other things stopping or preventing you from doing that spesific thing.
Person 1: I wanna become a pilot!
Person 2: But aren't you colourblind?
Person 1: Yes, why?
Person 2: You know you can't fly jets if you're colourblind.
Person 2: But aren't you colourblind?
Person 1: Yes, why?
Person 2: You know you can't fly jets if you're colourblind.
by _alex_aka_me_ June 6, 2022
Get the You can't fly jets if you're colourblindmug. This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.
In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.
In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.
Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its purest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.
After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.
After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.
by Candyswrites January 3, 2020
Get the I can't coman go and kee mysefmug. by Niggatronn March 5, 2022
Get the Bum ass nigga who can't fightmug. by I, Wreckerrr May 30, 2020
Get the I can't stop you from trying ... Oncemug. A "hip" expression of the 1960's-70's that advises you not to do something risky unless you are willing and able to accept the full weight of the consequences.
Ironically popularized by the theme song to the TV show "Baretta" starring Robert Blake.
Ironically popularized by the theme song to the TV show "Baretta" starring Robert Blake.
Fred: "I'm losing my license for drunk driving..."
Charlie: "Quit complaining! You know what they tell you: 'don't do the crime if you can't do the time!'"
Charlie: "Quit complaining! You know what they tell you: 'don't do the crime if you can't do the time!'"
by PJ Poppyjoe July 17, 2005
Get the Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time.mug.