brazillian butt breeze

when a man takes a large fan and begins to shit cum and piss in it therefore making a delightful mist upon your partners face

its hot as fuck in this bitch what do u say we whip out a brazillian butt breeze

by mexican ball slapper July 18, 2011

Brazilian Cookie

The act of ejaculating on a face, shortly after going outside and letting the released liquids dry into a crispy snack which is then eaten by who it may concern.

Me="Jizzes on girls Face"
Girl=Ill go dry this up and make a nice crispy Brazilian Cookie
Me=Thanks babe.

by iamjose October 2, 2011

Brazilian Toaster

When sexual intercourse occurs in a stand up tanning bed.
Bonus points: Coitus in laying down tanning beds (yes while closed). EXTRA BONUS POINTS: Contracting AIDs from the sorry excuse of a human who is tanning with you.

Those oompa-lumpas from Jersey Shore were the originators of the BRAZILIAN TOASTER.

by slutface1 October 23, 2012

brazilian firehouse

When a guy fucks a girl in the ass while his condom is on fire

Sara:My anus was like a firehouse last night
Lizz:why?

Sara:Juan gave one hell of a Brazilian firehouse

by Slimjim6429 April 16, 2014

Brazillian Skiing

Snorting lines of cocaine off a stripper's ass or tits

"We went on a Brazillian Skiing trip... Now my wife is divorcing me."

by helpmefindmybaseball July 7, 2014

Brazilian blow

The act of oral pleasure while ridding the body of unwanted hair.

The Brazilian blow made my freak flag fly.

by Icyfreshbabii12 March 30, 2015

brazilian howlermonkey

when a girl is getting anally gang-banged by 15+ people, so she screams like a monkey

Lets go give that slut a Brazilian howlermonkey !

by cesar the lightskin March 31, 2015