I almost said bless you

something you say when somebody coughs or burps and you go to say "bless you" but then realize what you're about to do and stop yourself

person a: *coughs*
person b: bl- haha I almost said bless you

by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022

surprise blessing

this is what you tell your children when they ask if they were accidents

son: "mom were me and john accidents?"
mom: "no hunny, you were surprise blessings"

by surpriseblessing October 4, 2020

Good Morning and God Bless

To take a shit, drink coffee and have an egg salad at the same time.

"Ethan I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"

"Good Morning, God Bless, Hila"

"What?"

"It's a Good Morning and God Bless"

by hilakleiner420 May 23, 2018

bless up

“bless up” can mean a multitude of things. most commonly used in terms up “thank you” or “thank god”. it can also mean “that’s good” or “good job”. basically meaning “good going” its hard one to define.

Person 1: “I got that job promotion”
Person 2: “Bless up.

by fine niggas😘😘 June 22, 2023

special blessing

(often abbreviated S.B.) a term in evangelical circles to refer to a significant punishment, particularly one that will result in service to the church or its members. (This comes from the logic that your special blessing is the opportunity to serve others.) In some situations the SB is not acknowledged as a punishment, despite it being one.

Sorry, I don't have a day off this week, I got a special blessing for not cleaning the bathroom properly so I've gotta detail the pastor's car and babysit on Monday.

by RemyLinguist February 19, 2023

Good morning and God bless

Doing a good morning and God bless is taking a shit while drinking coffee and eating breakfast.

The best way to start the day is with a good morning and God bless!

by pepsijonasmax April 7, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless

"When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet, it's a good morning and God bless." The term was first coined by Ethan Klein of H3H3, while discussing bathroom rituals in a Q&A.

Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: Good morning and God bless, Hila.
Hila: What?

by OfficialCodini May 23, 2018