Bet

Has 2 definitions :

1 . To agree with something, a synonym for "sure" or "okay"

2 . To doubt about something that seems very fucking weird or gay.

(First example)
Mom : Honey! The food is served, come down now!

You : Bet.

(Second example)
Your friend : I have the n word pass, I can say it whenever I want.

You : Bet that you have it, you need a nigga like me.

by The fucking n word May 7, 2019

Schrodinger's bet

When you make a bet in poker but you're not sure whether it's a value bet or a bluff. Generally a bad idea.

He just made a Schrodinger's bet with pocket 7s on a board of K54Q, what a fish.

by PhotonZ July 22, 2024

Muzz Bet

When you put on a bet that is so ridiculously small, it's almost not even worth putting on.

Person 1: Lads, I've stuck 45p on Aubameyang first goal scorer at 5/1
Person 2: Why have you only done 45p?
Person 1: I'm skint. I got steaming and spent £32 in McDonalds last night
Person 2: That's such a typical muzz bet

by bigfatcamel January 12, 2022

Piss bet

A wager, typically a sporting event, that is placed before one retires for the evening. Commonplace with the 50+ male demographic from the Midwest, the Piss Bet gives the individual the satisfaction of checking on their Westcoast wager, while making their trip to the toilet at 2am.

Johnny K. has had a nice lil Saturday. Just caught a three-legged parlay, now it’s time to sync up on a Piss Bet. Does Hawaii play tonight?

by HerbDove21 March 11, 2024