beer enema

An act in which one lubricates the neck of a beer bottle then fully sits on it so it completely enters that person anally. They then lean forward, lifting the bottle upwards so the contents flow into their anal cavity. The bottle is then removed and the contents are sprayed from the anus. This also produces a quick alcohol buzz compared to drinking the beer. Also related to the term, "beer enema cocktail" in which someone drinks the beer after it has been used as an enema.

Sally didn't want to have "beer breath" so she had several beer enemas at the party.

by chris giocondo April 19, 2006

beer and skittles

amusement; pleasure; fun. A good time.

Life is not all beer and skittles.

by Texascookie December 28, 2008

It's Not All Beer And Skittles

Not everything goes as well as it should.

Person 1: "Oh man! I just failed my midterms..."
Person 2: "Well, it's not all beer and skittles"

by Cortney K July 11, 2006

beer yea

Asking someone for a beer of some sort

walk up to the bar slam your hand on the table and shout "beer yea"

or a converstation between to people

x1 : beer yea
x2 : yea .......... or

x1 : beer yea
x2 : no fuck you

by gassy July 25, 2003

beer cataracts

An extreme variant of the condition beer goggles, where massive alcohol consumption leads to a male completely losing his ability to sense female repugnancy.

Did you see that rotter that Mark was talking to?

Yeah, nasty case of beer goggles there.

More like beer cataracts, she had a beard growing out of her arse.

by ws January 19, 2004

beer church

A bar that opens early on sundays. The word "beer" is sometimes omitted as an understood modifier.

"Bye! See you in beer church!"

by Norm!! October 22, 2006

beerabetic

One who has special dietary beer needs.

"Want a Bud Light?"
"No thanks, I'm a beerabetic."
"Huh?"
"I'll take a real beer if you have one, though."
"For instance?"
"Oh, you know, Guiness Stout, Sam Adams, Bareknuckle Stout, whatever..."

by rogue14 September 7, 2007