Beardy

Beardy is God.

woah beardy, you rock

by Hayley & Tobez & Matt March 25, 2004

tang beauty

fat..ass...woman
the stupid asians think that these girls are hot
What the fuck asians?

"dude that tang beuty could swallow my head...with her vagina!"
"ooo im gonna ask her out"

by jiga the nigga December 9, 2004

Society look on beauty

To be beautiful you have to have perfect features. A great pointy nose with a perfectly symmetric face,with perfect everything. That looks good without make up. Not everyone is beautiful. Most people are beautiful on the outside and not the inside. Never both. Its like something happens chemically with their brain. Because their so egotistical, and hard to manage. But society is so stupid and never realizes this. Like why do people put up with this? Why do people follow around these people like there slaves or something? I seriously don't understand how people are so oblivious. I don't know how people can stand it! I cant! There so mean and horrible, and evil. It does something to there mind and completely changes them for the worse. Like you tell me if you really know someone who is beautiful on the inside and on the out. And if you can think of someone than your just oblivious and has horrible character judgment. or you just a follower yourself to the point where you lost yourself and your completely delusional. They also just die for attention. they never stop! Its like there job 24/7 to be stealing the attention away from everyone else. There so narcissistic and selfish. I wonder if guys or just stupid or do they just put up with them for sex? But doesn't that just get old after a while...

there's to many to state.

Society look on beauty

by Maddie Pattie August 3, 2010

Virginia Beardy-Go-Round

A homosexual act in a which a male participant with a large, bushy beard ties said beard to multiple partners' penises while performing oral sex on another man. This allows for the bearded participant to pleasure multiple male partners at one time. Made famous by Virginia resident Grom Hightower.

Yea Grom was so frisky last night, we all got together and had a Virginia Beardy-Go-Round. Nearly ripped off Mal's dick.

by haxen January 11, 2009

Bird's Eye Beauty

The phenomenon whereby a woman becomes more beautiful when seen from the top position in missionary sex. It might be from lust, or perhaps it's just gravity smoothing her face.

When she closed her eyes and moaned, bird's eye beauty kicked in and propelled me over the top.

by Dewopps January 29, 2012

Beaudick

A Player, or A Manwhore. Also known as a dickhead....a guy who is a bastard!

That guy is a total beaudick, He was Shemicka the whole time he was fucking me!

by Tiffany Dizzle~ February 9, 2007

beauty bug

A name for a disease your wife gets if she spends all day in bed staring at YouTube beauty vlogs on her smartphone.

Becky I think you're coming down with a beauty bug!

by Baverso January 2, 2017