Square Tits

Usually a sea captains wife. Generally an unlikeable woman who coddles her children. May have great tits. Dislikes her children's Aunts and Uncles. Micromanages access.

Hey Square tits, my niece is scared of me!

by Karl the Cat July 27, 2010

square shit

To express that the odds are slim.

Speaker 1: "I'm gonna kick that mother fuckers arse. I dont care how many UFC titles he has."
Speaker 2: "You've more chance of turning out a square shit my friend!"

by Nicky James. October 27, 2007

t squared

thunder thighs

Everyone here is so skinny i feel like a t squared.

That guy just called me t squared.

by nature's.touch March 3, 2010

c squared

Refers to Calvert County in Southern Maryland.

I went down to c squared to bury my cousin's turtle.

by Mark S. Roop September 11, 2009

Quare on the Square

Dublin rhyming slang ("Quare" from the originally derogatory "queer" for gay, homosexual) for the reclining statue of Oscar Wilde, carved in County Cork from rocks of various colours. The statue is mounted on a boulder at one corner of Archbishop Ryan Park, Merrion Square, Dublin, opposite two metal columns inscribed with quotes from Wilde.

You've just got to come and see the tart with the cart and the quare on the square.

by Fearman February 10, 2008

square bracket

ASCII 91 and 93 (and hence U+005B and U+005D). Used in matching pairs to denote stage directions in a play or additions to a quotation. In programming languages with C-like syntax, square brackets typically enclose array subscripts. In mathematics, their most frequent use is to denote closed intervals of real numbers. On Urban Dictionary, because they're used for markup and there are no escape sequences, opening square brackets can never appear in the text of a definition.

The standard QWERTY keyboard makes square brackets easier to type than parentheses, which is pretty silly considering how much more common parentheses are.

by Subsequence February 16, 2010

Time Squared

A term used when someone royally forgets something or when they Drop the Ball. Time Square in New York City on New Years Eve has a ball that drops to signify the entering of a new year.

"Dan was going to bring me a condom to the party but he Time Squared me, I had to settle for a blow job from that bitch."

by Calling You Out August 12, 2009