Cris is bald

It is when you have a friend that is bald but wears a wig.(Can be used for anybody)

Friend 1: Cris Is Bald, Cris Is Bald
Friend 2: He does wear a wig

by DeezNutzAreJuicy April 5, 2022

Bald

When you have no hair

or you're just kaito

Kaito is so fucking bald holy shit

by CookiesLost December 19, 2021

Bald Martin

An Absolute bald black man him self

Bald Martin: Ello Mate, wanna photo?
Me: Hell nah your a fat bald Nigger

by TheCanadianCraka September 17, 2021

bald yasuhiro

bald yasuhiro is a meme originated over making characters bald ig

person: what's bald yasuhiro
person: bottom text

by ♿️ brb 🚹 ok I'm back January 9, 2021

Bald

When you’re so surprised or excited for something, especially when you aren’t expecting it.

*Beyoncé releases a surprise album*

Me: OMG I AM SO BALD!

by leakeypipe January 21, 2022

Bald Bun

When a woman says she is a man, says she is a feminist, and shaves her head.

Did you see that lady? She had a bald bun. Ewww

by GeniusPenius June 18, 2018

balding cooter

the cooter of a very old lady, so old in fact it is losing its hair

Rob: "ew dans mom is like 70, i would never hit that she probably has a balding cooter."

by balding cooter owner September 9, 2010