bald headed sap sucker

Hairless person who licks maple trees

Why you bald headed sap sucker

by anonymous May 18, 2021

Go Bald

To stop posting for any negative reason. (i.e. cancelled, died, etc)

You're so funny please don't go bald

by bellapepper September 9, 2025

balding oogle

The name for the action that a pedophile will do when he is horny. The pedophile will shave his head, then spread Vaseline all over his bald head, then go to any random girl on the street, pull her pants down without consent, and then proceed to shove his lubricated head into her genitalia lecherously.

The man just gave that woman a balding oogle.

by Alex Franses May 20, 2024

ur bald

when someone is unhappy and uses "ur bald" as an insult because they have hair and you don't.

"lol im too good at this game"
"ur bald"
"my haircut isn't THAT bad"
"ur bald"

by WHY IS EVERY NAME TAKEN?? May 12, 2023

Bald bastard

The act of using your bald head to rub onto another's body for pleasure

His bald bastard was the best thing iv ever tried

by Dat laddy July 26, 2022

bald

the time where your friends hair fell out while they were pooping.

"Hey girl why u bald"
"I pooped"

by KJGUFYIGKHB February 18, 2024

bald

jesse carpenter

jesse is bald

by toefeet April 10, 2020