Bald

Slang for dumb, stupid or idiot, mostly to be used around friends or friend groups.

Example: Dude, Carson you're so bald right now!

by Arbi323 December 17, 2019

Bald Bobby

A man so incredibly bald, that you could pick your teeth on his head. A man that is so bald that he also is deemed one of the worst names, (Bobby)

Kevin: Hey Bobby can I clean my teeth on your head?
Bobby: stop making fun of how bald I am, don’t clean your teeth.
Kevin: shut up Bald Bobby

by Mac The Frog April 29, 2019

Bald Tire Eagle

Also known as a Gator. It's a piece of a recap tire that has come off an 18 wheeler and is laying by the side of the road but looks like a roadkill bald eagle. If you pick up roadkill birds for their feathers on the interstate, you see it but you can't stop, so you have to go to the next exit, turn around, go to the next exit, turn around again so you can get back to the spot where the Bald Tire Eagle is laying and discover it's a piece of tire, not a Bald Eagle.

We just passed a Bald Tire Eagle. We have to go back right now!

by Dartanian The Magnificent May 22, 2019

Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness

A rare form of balding which starts from the center of the skull and works outwards.

Damn that guy has Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness. Rest in peace young nigga, there's a heaven for a G.

by Bunsdads June 5, 2019

bald eagle

a naked vagina

a very hairless vagina
without pubes
do not call your bald uncle bald eagle
because maybe he is a pussy
but that is not moral

''mannnn you so fucked that girl last night we heard the moans from the basement''
''yeah she was a bald eagle too best sex i have ever had''

by whereiscigarette October 3, 2019

james going bald

A little man who takes after his dad and goes bald

Oh he must be a james going bald cause he is losing hair

Harrison - he must be a james going bald cause he is losing hair

John - guess he must be a james going bald then

by Yes lord August 13, 2019

Bald

What happens when you become an author/writer

Jake:Bro i'm never going to become an author!

James:Dude why not?

Jake:BeCaUsE I AiNt GoInG BaLd!

James: Oh

by mynameisjeff12344 September 10, 2019