Bald Oikawa

a bald ass mf from some anime

man 1: hey bro its bald oikawa

man 2: wow he looks so dumb

by hotdog the boi December 20, 2020

hairy and bald

I think if we shave his head and beard
he will move faster and lighter
and he will regain vision

Huge difference sleeping with him hairy and bald.

by Krkič March 21, 2020

Go Bald

To stop posting for any negative reason. (i.e. cancelled, died, etc)

You're so funny please don't go bald

by bellapepper September 9, 2025

Balding Sswoup

Little nonce with no hair

Omg that’s Balding Sswoup he has no hair

by TheDadWhoNeverCameBack February 25, 2021

bald headed sap sucker

Hairless person who licks maple trees

Why you bald headed sap sucker

by anonymous May 18, 2021

ur bald

when someone is unhappy and uses "ur bald" as an insult because they have hair and you don't.

"lol im too good at this game"
"ur bald"
"my haircut isn't THAT bad"
"ur bald"

by WHY IS EVERY NAME TAKEN?? May 12, 2023

balding oogle

The name for the action that a pedophile will do when he is horny. The pedophile will shave his head, then spread Vaseline all over his bald head, then go to any random girl on the street, pull her pants down without consent, and then proceed to shove his lubricated head into her genitalia lecherously.

The man just gave that woman a balding oogle.

by Alex Franses May 20, 2024