Bald Goof

Bald. Shiney. Black. Clinical in front of goal.

Damn Bald Goof is Bald. Shiney. Black. Clinical in front of goal.

by Hunky Dude Randy Marsh November 16, 2020

Bald Pigeon

While having vaginal intercourse, after the male ejaculates into the female, she then climbs to an elevated position and drips semen onto his bald head. Creating the illusion of a pigeon shitting on someone.

"Clara and I had a wild evening. First we had dinner, then after we made love she suprised me with a bald pigeon".

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022

bald

jesse carpenter

jesse is bald

by toefeet April 10, 2020

Balding Oogle

Not what it sounds like; It's when you fully shave your head, douse it in gasoline, then rub your head on a person's balls

"Bro! You need to shave your head before giving that guy a Balding Oogle!"

by Bald dood May 31, 2024

Bald Bubbly

Bald Bubbly (verb) is when you pour a carbonated drink inside a bald man's rectum and slowly drink it out.

Person 1: "Mr. Hamza is so attractive, I want to Bald Bubbly him!"
Person 2: "I'd drink cola outta that."

by ilovefufu232323 February 25, 2024

bald

the time where your friends hair fell out while they were pooping.

"Hey girl why u bald"
"I pooped"

by KJGUFYIGKHB February 18, 2024

ur bald

when someone is unhappy and uses "ur bald" as an insult because they have hair and you don't.

"lol im too good at this game"
"ur bald"
"my haircut isn't THAT bad"
"ur bald"

by WHY IS EVERY NAME TAKEN?? May 12, 2023