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Two-Backed Beast

The "two-backed beast" is a euphamism for having sex. For some reason, people can't just say "having sex," they have to come up with a clever way to say it.
"Last night I was making the two-backed beast with my boyfriend"

Bumping uglies, knocking boots, burying the salami, etc
by Asty von Ferguson October 6, 2005
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backgrounding

A remark that informs an individual they have missed out on background information critical to a joke (or storey).
Joe: Hey Ben, remeber that book?
Ben: HAHA, yes, i'm sure the mice would be pleased with 42.
Joe: HAHAHA
Daniel: What the? Mice?
Ben: (to Daniel) Backgrounding Daniel!
Daniel: Oh. Damn.
by Benni ( Zepher ) June 11, 2006
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brownie baker

an alternate way to say fudge packer. because the meaning isn't as well known, you can actually call someone a brownie baker to their face and they will be oblivious.
Kevin, the brownie baker, wears those sparkly shirts and masturbates to gay porn in his dorm room all the time; what a tool.
by polobrute September 22, 2006
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Backrock Water Park

When you’re in a public place late at night after any potential bathrooms are no longer available to you, so in desperation you end up peeing on a brick wall or other property. This spot effectively becomes your backrock water park and you’ll never be able to walk past it again without thinking back.
I won't go to Edmonton's any more. Too many people I know have at one point or another used it as a backrock water park.
by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010
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Baker's Special

the act of wrapping your dick in cookie dough or cake batter then proceeding to have your dick sucked until all the dough is gone
Sean: Kelsie, John would like a Baker's Special

Kelsie: OK I would love to. I already have the dough.
by Dicky d October 17, 2014
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backcrack

A butt crack that extends above the waistline sometimes even to the middle of the shoulder blades.
Man JD has a bad case of backcrack!
by superknox1andonly December 22, 2014
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Baker fuck

Chill out baker fuck your acting like an idiot nimrod I don't think you need anymore weed
by I remember April 5, 2016
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