Buzz Bomb Warranty

Main Entry:buzz·bomb war·ran·ty
Pronunciation: buz-bahm 'wor-&n-tE
Function: noun

The lack of a warranty, usually accompanied by a middle finger.

"When my scooter didn't work and I took it back to the shop, the mechanic beat me up and stole my wallet! I didn't realize he was giving me the buzz bomb warranty!"

by buzzbombkirk September 26, 2005

Buzz Fics

Short, usually improvised stories incorporating the current top search terms. Buzz Fics are designed to attract the attention of search engines, especially on technorati.

Have you read the latest callous and opportunistic Buzz Fics on Buzz Shark?

by ineffabilliken April 24, 2007

Academic buzz saw

When a teacher or professor purposely asks a hard question and forces a student to answer it. The student will likely get the question wrong and suffer mild to moderate humiliation in front of his or her peers. It is like being cut into pieces by academics

Professor: "How could Einstein's theory of relativity be disproved using basic calculus? Anyone? Come one, stick your head into the academic buzz saw."

by Yourffriend September 24, 2014

buzzing my ass

One step beyond busting your ass.

Hey man, I've spent the whole day buzzing my ass, I can't believe how busy I am.

by S3nd41 December 12, 2020

Buzz Lightyear Kill

It's like a buzzkill but for kids who are not old enough to drink.

Kid 1: The babysitter made this lameass limeaid stuff instead of letting us drink Pepsi.

Kid 2: What a Buzz Lightyear kill.

by bbcard1 August 14, 2011

buzzing her dooter

When a female enjoys the act of pleasuring herself with a vibrating sexual toy.

That girl probably enjoys buzzing her dooter before taking a nap.

by JimmyConway August 29, 2017

Buzzing around the beehive

Do something extensively to find something and/or accomplish something.

"Hey, John, have you seen my meds? I've been buzzing around the beehive for it."

"Nope. That's your loss, Bill."

by Smaher The Great October 27, 2015