Bottom Syndrome

When bottoms think that a bottom is a top, simply because they want to be railed by them.

See, the reason you think this is because you have what's called, "bottom syndrome," which is a condition in which bottoms see someone they *want* to get railed by, but is actually a bottom, and claim they are a top, because the horny sensors in their brain blind them from seeing what's true. It's a common phenomenon amongst your people.

by Yeetthismeat October 20, 2021

Bottom Threeder

A person on the TV show American Idol who is frequently in the bottom three, but somehow stays on the show.

Jacob Lusk is the biggest bottom threeder and i don't know who keeps voting for him.

by idolhater June 14, 2011

bottom busty

A women with a big potruding buttoks. Usually round pronounced cheeks, you could put a plate of food on top like a table.

related to the word: steatopygia

"DAMNNNN! Yo look at dat bottom busty gurl!"

by atm TJ July 30, 2019

Boom bottom

A full, well rounded derriere.

All the boys on the street would gawk at her boom bottom as she walked by!

by Kathleen Reyer June 15, 2018

bottom straddle

to sit on a seat backwards with the rail in front of you

also it can mean, while in the nude, sitting on top of a person's naked bum who is lying face down , as if youre sitting on a seat, bum to bum - you will be facing down their legs - its actually quite comfortable!

he was bottom straddled on the chair when someone pushed him on the back making him hit the floor.

by tartan whisky December 15, 2019

brownie bottom

A black gay man that takes it in the ass

Jack is such a brownie bottom

by Birchbitch March 4, 2018

Locked bottom

Basically a gay/lesbian person that does not like being touched in the private parts.
Typically a person that solely takes on the bottoming part and pass on: (hand jobs,blowjobs...etc)

-Hey, can I give you a blowjob?
-Sorry no, I am a locked bottom.

by Monstera.fabulosa May 27, 2020