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dumb blonde

really stupid person that tends to get "around".but they are very sexy!!!!
by Samiie!!!so!!! June 24, 2007
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blonde moment

What my wife has when she puts my dinner in the oven and FORGETS TO TURN IT ON.
Her "Here, its a bit dark this night-time business isnt it"
Him "Er... obviously - you having a Blonde moment or something?"
by Captain Zap September 29, 2003
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The Blonde Mexican

A three-way involving a blonde woman, mexican man, and a donkey. To start with, the donkey does the man from behind, the man does the woman from behind, but switching positions is allowed and encouraged. All wear sombreros while a Mariachi band plays La Bamba. It is quite festive and also known as the Blonde Mexican Mule Fiesta Train.
Jack: Hey, do you want to do The Blonde Mexican?
Renee: Sure, where is the donkey?
by smartobarto March 28, 2008
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dark blonde

Goth chick with blonde hair. These are a rarity as goth chicks usually prefer black or strange colors, but occassionally a platinum or pure white blonde goth chick is sighted.
Suzie Q Goth is such a dark blonde in her black cape and lipstick. She's no Marilyn Monroe.
by Elizabeth Purkrabek May 26, 2008
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blonde monde

a "blonde world" in incorrect French. Used to define bars and establishments with a profusion of blonde customers or waitresses.
Dude, restaurant is a total blonde monde.
by Trampoline January 9, 2010
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Blonde Suggestion

A blonde suggestion is when you're talking to someone and they suggest something that's very obvious yet you find it amusing at the same time.
Me: Fuck, I stood on a Lego brick!
Blonde Friend: Sit down and check your foot's okay!
Me: Well that was a blonde suggestion...
by JMR974 July 20, 2014
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blonde choch

if you have seen Jake Paul’s vlogs then sometimes he will call himself a ‘Blonde Choch’. Basically Blonde obviously means the hair color blonde. And Choch means something like a dumbass
‘She will be flying out here to Los Angeles to hangout with this blonde choch’

-Jake Paul
by AngieC91 June 7, 2018
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