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Man Beaver

Man Beaver (Noun) - slang for gay man's ass hole. Example: slap my man beaver with your fat dick. synonyms: man-gina, boy pussy.
example 2: stuff your hot rod in my man beaver
example 3: Fuck my man beaver with your fat wood
by axethrower21 May 23, 2019
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Beaver shit

When a beaver takes a shit. People describe this smell as: beaver feet, old people’s fart, rotting cheese, or printer paper.
Oh shit! That beaver shit smells nasty!

Lauren, you smell like beaver shit today.

My moldy grilled cheese smells like beaver shit. I wouldn’t eat it if I were you.
by msmaddiesiegel@gmail.com January 18, 2019
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Blanca Beaver

A type of beaver endemic to the Yucatan Peninsula. It uses it’s huge teeth to get it’s way , eat huge amounts of chocolate, and fend off predators.
The Blanca Beaver eats chocolate by the river’s edge.
by EL ERISA April 15, 2020
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beaver hook

the act of bending ones index finger as if it were a hook and inserting it under the hood of skin just above the clit and gently tugging upward while pinching down toward your index finger with the thumb. very affective in subduing unruly women.
Roscoe- Yea... All i heard from Janice was bitch, bitch, bitch, nag, nag, nag, until i whipped out the ol' beaver hook. After that it was all yes sir's.
by leebobfromgleatown September 18, 2010
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Beaver burn

Beaver burn. A beaver burn is when a vagina, otherwise known as beaver, pussy, clam or twat. Is repeatedly rubbed onto ones face until raw during oral sex with a woman.
Shaving was very hard today from the beaver burn I've gotten last night.
by Fuddzy2145 June 7, 2018
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Beaver wiener

A hermaphrodite's sexual organ, combining the appearance of a vagina with the presence of a rudimentary penis.
The purported evidence of Lady Gaga's "beaver wiener" shocked the audience at one of her live concerts.
by Orbweaver July 8, 2011
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Ghost Beaver

A beaver that has died and came back as a ghost. They usually hide in campgrounds near a lake or river, often in the outhouse.
Beware of the ghost beavers. I heard there are many here.
by Ufsknsbdb December 31, 2020
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