A type of jean short, usually self-cut. MUST be made out of tight jeans (usually girls jeans or tight fitting mens jeans) Worn by men and hipster girls alike, awkward shorts are the awkward length that are not quite capris, but not quite short shorts. At least partially covers knee or flirts dangerously with exposing the whole knee, the amount of coverage depends on how 'hip' you are, without exposing the delicate balance (too short and they will just be jorts )
Often features uneven cutting techniques or totally uneven leg lengths (usually rolled up a notch or frayed to hide this) and should be worn with an American Apparel V neck, or, with knees exposed, a Deep V.
Often features uneven cutting techniques or totally uneven leg lengths (usually rolled up a notch or frayed to hide this) and should be worn with an American Apparel V neck, or, with knees exposed, a Deep V.
It's so hot out. Look at all these kids walking around in awkward shorts! They got their ray bans from a thrift store. I wonder how old that jersey is...
Guy: I stole my girlfriends pants but they were too short on me so I cut them and made these awkward shorts.
Guy: I stole my girlfriends pants but they were too short on me so I cut them and made these awkward shorts.
by sn4pify April 15, 2010
Get the awkward shortsmug. Main example* Spooning....
Second example* "Hey man yesterday I was giving my girlfriend a piggyback ride and I got a awkward bonement the breeze it just went up my shorts I couldn't help it but it happened and she could tell somehow she could..."
Second example* "Hey man yesterday I was giving my girlfriend a piggyback ride and I got a awkward bonement the breeze it just went up my shorts I couldn't help it but it happened and she could tell somehow she could..."
by Dalyena December 20, 2014
Get the Awkward bonementmug. A person with lack of facial expression, but excessive eye movement with lips slightly parted creating a stunned and confused look. This occurs only when asked a question...
T: Hey Roger what are you doing?
R: ...(lack of facial expression) for few seconds
R: ...(excessive eye movement) for few seconds
R: ....(confused look)
T: Yo your fucking awkard man!!!
F: HAHAHAHAAH!! AWKWARD ROGER!!
W: HAHAHAAHAH! YEAAAA
B: It's not my accent!!!
V: I gotta go to sleep now guys (9pm)
R: ...(lack of facial expression) for few seconds
R: ...(excessive eye movement) for few seconds
R: ....(confused look)
T: Yo your fucking awkard man!!!
F: HAHAHAHAAH!! AWKWARD ROGER!!
W: HAHAHAAHAH! YEAAAA
B: It's not my accent!!!
V: I gotta go to sleep now guys (9pm)
by Tz, MFS, WS April 16, 2011
Get the Awkward Rogermug. A friend who is super skinny and subject to constant shame and embarrassment because of it. It is okay to bash on this person excessively due to his or her lack of body fat and social skills. Also, may have been home-schooled.
nate: "can you imagine Peter having sex?"
kellee: "no, because he is an awkward branch with a skinny penis"
kellee: "no, because he is an awkward branch with a skinny penis"
by Kellee April 3, 2007
Get the awkward branchmug. An awsome metalcore/Post-Hardcore band from Pennsylvania. Their music is so awsome it's creates and Awkward Silence.
Last night i saw, Awkward Silence play.
No way were they good?
Hell yeah, they were soooo good, that the entire room was filled with an awkward silence because they were so good.
Damn, i'm going to the next show, and i'm buying a shirt tooo.
No way were they good?
Hell yeah, they were soooo good, that the entire room was filled with an awkward silence because they were so good.
Damn, i'm going to the next show, and i'm buying a shirt tooo.
by awkwardsilence October 21, 2010
Get the Awkward Silencemug. A remark/gesture intended to be "awkward turtle" but instead put hands in a "prayer" formation and wiggle fingers like a fish tail creating "awkward fish."
Joey: I hate working with Amanda, she's such a whore.
Ashley: Amanda is standing right over there.
Joey: Awkward fish. (makes described hand motion)
Ashley: Don't you mean awkward turtle? (uses awkward turtle hand motion)
Ashley: Amanda is standing right over there.
Joey: Awkward fish. (makes described hand motion)
Ashley: Don't you mean awkward turtle? (uses awkward turtle hand motion)
by A Moxy Lady January 18, 2011
Get the awkward fishmug. Like awkward turtle, or awkward llama, but much better. The shape is made by the middle finger pushing down on the tip of the index finger of the same hand until an oval is made. If you cannot do this, the your vagina is too tight. Used when any situation or thing is awkward.
by Ericaaaaaaaaaaaa June 19, 2011
Get the Awkward Vaginamug.