(noun)- when someone is at the point when they can longer hold their shit in any longer, will result in inability to walk, stomach cramps and a photo finish at the bathroom (if the victim makes it to a bathroom in time)
*walking down the street*
Matt : Dude, I'm on the last mile. *slows down*
Eddie: Sucks to be you, the closest bathroom is a mile away
Matt : Dude, I'm on the last mile. *slows down*
Eddie: Sucks to be you, the closest bathroom is a mile away
by derpdederp101 May 16, 2011
The last chicken in the barrel before you shove it up your ass. This practise is performed mainly by bald, sex-starved men in their Forty's, living in their dad's closet.
by BastardizeD BottomburP March 30, 2003
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by Kidswillbekids October 07, 2019
Old ripped underwear that you pack for a vacation trip then discard after wearing so you have less dirty laudry to pack for the trip home.
Julie: Why are you packing those ratty old briefs?
Augie: Think of them as disposable shorts, or last chance undies.
Augie: Think of them as disposable shorts, or last chance undies.
by Red Sam Black May 28, 2012
When one is completely inebriated at a bonfire, one proceeds to finger a girl while she is on her period. Then before she climaxes use the period blood on your face-to represent indian war paint. Proceed to run around the bonfire making indian war cries and war chants. Then you may begin your pussy slaying rampage of the other females around the fire. Continue the rampage until you collapse and pass out!
Hey Eddy did you hear that Dom went on a custers last stand at Jeff's bonfire last night? Brenden even said he saw him slaying the vag's
by Shocker Spaniels (USS DIMA) October 11, 2007
The story of a thousand some odd year old boy who after waking up from chronically frozen chamber, has to stop evil ambassadors and dictators from taking over china with the power of the four basic elements...and then some. The main character is aang, is a air bender in which the story looks up to. He is acompanied by few friends with their own ability (excepting sokka). This carton has received many creditability for its art and storyline it is called a wapanese anime because of its anime style rendering but with a American creator
by Da' urban D'fina June 17, 2007