arse juice

When someone's butt crack be so stank with sweat

"Hey man, is that your arse juice on the seat"

by Bookbabe June 4, 2016

arse bun

when one's arse hair/spiders are so out of control that they must be tied up in a bundle of hair; like a ponytail/bun.

see arse spiders.

your arse bun's showing...or is that piles...

by eva hertz June 20, 2006

arse king

A dumb ass who was once semi-cool but is now a hopeless mediocrity.

Tricky is the last true arse king.

by Lyman Ward. May 15, 2004

arse pixie

Someone who engages in (anal) activity;

1...on a regular basis
2...whom is small
3...using fingers and nose in a gerbil type action
4...that also has a face like a (pixie)

That person is an arse pixie

by Jungle Jimbo November 3, 2006

Arse Mustard

Yellow runny Poo that burns on the way out like mustard a result of a bad curry or food poisoning.

I have just had the worst crap and it burned on the way out and looked like the curry as it went in Korma yellow it was Arse Mustard

by Arse Mustard May 19, 2009

horse's arse

Not a very nice person. Also horse's ass. Can be described as the north end of a horse going south.

I wouldn't take any notice of what he said, he's just a horse's arse.

by David from Kingsbury November 8, 2003

arse poker

to be homosexual, also known as arse bandit,bum bandit

the dick or penis being put in another mans arse therefore making your dick an arse poker

by wee_ross May 4, 2006