by Beanbeater2008 September 21, 2020

by Carlover360 November 11, 2020

When you and a mate -preferably another bloke, cos you ain’t a bloke til ya had a bloke - get nude, boof a pint of Guinness each, do star jumps to shake it up in ya guts, then lie down, arseholes facing each other then unleash imagining your mate is on fire and the only thing that can put them out is squirting your sodden bubbly arse juice all over them so hard it extinguishes the flames.
It’s ok to drink once evacuated from your mates bowel.
It’s ok to drink once evacuated from your mates bowel.
Bloke 1: Hey Joe, you wanna do a couple of Alice Springs Fire Fighters tonight?
Bloke 2: Yea Tony, let’s get messy. I’m a thirsty boi
Bloke 2: Yea Tony, let’s get messy. I’m a thirsty boi
by Not a bloke til ya had a bloke July 3, 2024

"Alice stop!"
by Butter bread March 12, 2020

Alice is a caring, accepting person... expect for when she isn't. Duolingo is her passion. "Oki Doki!" she says in a frigid french accent. CAN'T. BE. TAMED. she has daddy issues and smokes ciggies. she's just quirky like that. everyone wants to know her but nobody does. she is secretly dead inside and pops 8 NovaNuits with a hit of meth before starring into he abyss murmuring "i need to do my english HL draft..." blankly and repeatedly.
person : omg why is that person doing drugs while learning Dutch?
Alice: bc i cant lose my duolingo streak!
Alice: bc i cant lose my duolingo streak!
by UNCAH JAaMS March 2, 2022

She’s a very strong beautiful lady, very helpful, bright and gentle. Her 70s fashion is a shining light. If you come across a sophie you should definitely never let her go.
A princess herself she will shine so bright
A princess herself she will shine so bright
by Sophie Alice Eales November 23, 2021

by hay gurl December 9, 2017
