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On The Conners, Darlene's daughter Harris had a TV abortion because an elective abortion would hve offended many viewers.
by Chunks the Dog March 2, 2023
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Abortion Dodger

A woman, who by virtue of sheer stupidity and laziness, produces offspring which she then publicly parades and neglects, thus annoying everyone. This species is particularly virulent on British trains after 9 o'clock.
Abortion Dodger scrounger annoying chav neglect
by Perfectibilist May 26, 2016
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Trump killed abortion

Hym "HE KILLED IT! TRUMP KILLED ABORTION! HE RAPED IT! AND THEN HE MURDERED IT! AND THEN HE BURIED IT IN HIS BACKYARD! BUT WAIT! A COP IS INVESTIGATING! GONNA HAVE TO KILL HIM TOO! BAM! SHOVEL TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! GONNA HAVE TO HIDE THE CORPSE! BUT THE COPS ARE ON TO US! WE'LL HAVE TO DIG UP THE ABORTIONS, GRAB THE ABORTIONS AND THE COP, AND TOSS THEM INTO THE BACK OF THE TRUCK! DRIVE OUT TO THE FOREST AND BURY THE BOTH IN A SHALLOW GRAVE! WE'RE DIGGING THE GRAVE BUT, OH NO! RANDOM HUNTER IN THE WOODS! BANG BANG! CLAP THE HUNTER BEFORE HE REALIZES WHAT'S HAPPENING! WE'LL JUST HAVE TO DIG THE HOLE A LITTLE BIT DEEPER..."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
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Sussy failed abortion

What suspicious people are called in the uk
by Sussy director September 10, 2021
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Late turd abortion

The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.
I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.
by OzzySnozzy October 11, 2021
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Abortion shot

A shot of tequila after swallowing semen
Brit took an abortion shot with her boyfriend Mike
by Mommy go May 13, 2022
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Zoo abortion

Abortion for pets, often a pet family with the offsprings, father and mother
Parent plan did a zoo abortion
by 459395 April 22, 2023
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