Keyboard Attacker

Striking the computer keyboard keys loudly, an unbreakable habit aquired from leaning to type on an old Royal manual typewriter.

My coworkers always complain because I'm a keyboard attacker - the fact is, I learned to type on an old (it was old even then) manual machine where you had to beat the keys to make then strike hard enough to make a decent carbon copy.

by Deb1955 November 14, 2005

kook attack

this is when a crazy ass kook comes up to you and pull the old shibby shabby

"excuse me young man, are you ok" -old man
"no, what happened?"- young man\
" you just got a kook attack busta"- old man
"shit cracka"- young man

by max and lil stein May 31, 2007

Zhuang Attack

An asian or pacific islander that publicly embarasses themselves with their clothes that they wear everyday, bowl haircut, or "size"

"Wow, Eric was such a Zhuang Attack with his new haircut!"

by Antwonia October 12, 2011

whale attack

Doing a fat chick

Last night i was drunk n got in a whale attack!

by woodr41 January 18, 2010

Bitchy Attack

When an individual, usually a female, uses incredibly sarcastic and insulting language towards you. This is normally done in front of a large group of people, such as at the mall or a restaurant.

Female: Hey buddy, can you hear? Cause I can!
Rod: Oh snap, a bitchy attack!
Whiteboy: Yep, thats a bitchy attack all right.

by Whiteboi-of-Chatown March 12, 2009

panda attack

the #1 cause of death in america

person 1: hey did you know that joe died of-

person 2: -yes i know... a panda attack

by qwerty472 July 6, 2011

Willy Attack

When one approaches an unsuspecting sat or laid down person, jumps on top and vigorously thrusts their flaccid penis in their face.

For maximum effect, it is repeated for at least three seconds or until a disgusted facial expression appears on the victims face.

Laura thoroughly enjoys Ben performing a willy attack.

by tim butter works October 14, 2011