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Alan

He is just so fit, muscles the size of mountains and you know what they say about big feet.
I slept with this guy last night he was such an alan
by Alan Mcvicar October 21, 2020
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alan

A normal person that is not racist even though people think he is
person 1: Hey alan are you racist?
alan: no
by Alan??????? March 29, 2022
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Alan

Alan is a person who pretends to want a relationship to feed their ego, comes and goes, and is not genuinely invested in a long-term commitment is often described as engaging in "breadcrumbing," or exhibiting narcissistic traits. Breadcrumbing involves giving small bits of attention and affection intermittently to keep someone interested without committing to a serious relationship, often for the purpose of ego validation or manipulation. Narcissistic traits include a strong need for attention, admiration, and a lack of empathy, which can manifest in behaviors like breadcrumbing and emotional manipulation. If you meet an Alan encourage him to seek help and to check him self into a Psychiatric Health Facility. Stay far away from, and don’t feed into him or encourage him, he’ll only get worse.
Alan is a guy who lacks empathy.

Alan has a strong need for admiration, attention, and a lack of empathy for others' feelings.
by Mysticmoon916 May 25, 2025
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Karter-alan mcKarter

one of the main protaganists from the webtoon a very funny series with skits and giggles and the 10-year-old younger brother of tiffanii sue mcKarter. poor Karter tho. he literally gets stalked by freaking yanderes, ghosts and even his own parents all the time. now that i realize it, Karter is the only normal one in his family.
coperson 1: did you know karter-alan mcKarter is normal?
person 2: bruh everyone kinda is
person 1: compaired to a alien from another dimension, a psychopathic girl with a extra eye (literally) a woman addicted to looking at bugs, and a man with an ED, he's pretty normal.
by Pancakez!!X3 June 6, 2022
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Alan Era

Is kid with a sister that has probably gotten demolished by his Brother in law many times and has to jerk everyday cause he is a very big virgin.
Hey man your being such an Alan Era.
by Muffin got cake July 17, 2020
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Alan’s brain

Alan’brain is broken because of all the weed he smokes daily

He is polygamy

He had a lot of heartbreak history

But now he zoom on the girls en instagram , his brain is 100% active on that and girls like that
Alan’s brain is distucted because of all the weed he smoke
by Pauladetruitalanhahah November 21, 2021
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