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The Aaron Schocker

None in the pink, three in the stink.

Similar to "The Shocker" (two in the pink, one in the stink), except that Aaron Schock is rumored to be in the closet.
I heard an Illinois Congressman was caught in the shower giving some dude the Aaron Schocker!
by tommyboy15 January 20, 2014
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who's aaron?

When you have something incredibly important to say to someone and you're nervous, but when you tell them you realize they are incredibly clueless.

Taken from Lost, season 5, episode 4, when Jack confronts Carole about wanting back her grandson and she has no clue what he's talking about.

Jack: I understand that you feel the need to do this, but I need you to know, that everything that Kate and I have done, it was for Aaron.

(pause)

Carole: ...who's ... aaron?
Guy: So I came out to my parents last night, and they were like "...who's aaron?" You know what I mean?

Girl: Oh Ha ha! No way bra they're so cluless.
by sunhaveagun March 6, 2010
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lil AAron

Person 1: "Yo have you listened to that new lil AAron song?"
Person 2: "Up to You? No, not yet."
Person 1: "Listen to that shit before I clap yo ass"
by definitely not lil AAron December 17, 2018
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Aaron bain

Aaron is a professional finger puller he is great at pulling fingers
person 1: will you pull my finger aaron bain
person 2:absolutely, i’m a professional finger puller
by novice.fingerpuller January 14, 2022
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Aaron Bowen

Douche bag communist liberal hipster jew that always thinks he is right when he really knows nothing. Someone that also drives a red car with their name on the back window.
Person 1: God I fucking hate that guy
Person 2: yea he is a real Aaron Bowen

Person 1: I wish he would just get in a wreck with that douche car of his and becomes brain dead.
by opr8rasfock October 29, 2014
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Aaron Rodgers

The Green Bay Packers lead Quarter Back. In his first season of actual play, the Packers had a 6-10 W-L record. Come his second season, he turned it around and came off with an 11-5 record, although would go on to lose to the Arizona Cardinals in the first playoff game. Then in his third season, after numerous injuries and a concussion, he was able to get a 10-6 record which landed them a 6th seed position in the playoffs. After beating the top three teams in the NFC playoffs, he and the Packers would go on to play in Super Bowl XLV. And after a few more injuries and keeping the lead the entire game, Rodgers and the Packers would go on to win the Super Bowl 31-26, beating the Pittsburgh Steelers. After the game, Aaron Rodgers was named the MVP of the Super Bowl, and then he celebrated with the rest of his team knowing they finally brought the Vince Lombardi Trophy back home.
Man, Aaron Rodgers had a pretty shaky first season of heading the Green Bay Packers for QB, but come the next few he was able to turn the team around and win them a Super Bowl title.
by The Mighty Quinn 3000 March 30, 2011
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Pulled an Aaron

A popular phrase in the Philippines. When you typo a normal word into something Christian and wholesome.
"Oh man that was so god." - Guy 1
"Dude you mean good?" - Guy2
"Shit. I just pulled an Aaron." - Guy 1
by sudoDarkKnight June 18, 2014
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