Jacob ball

A self centered hypocritical male. Usually tall and makes fun of those who are shorter. Most Jacob balls are at least somewhat tan

Stop being such a Jacob ball
your acting like a Jacob ball

by Yaboi is ... November 28, 2018

karl jacobs

our favourite industry plant

karl jacobs is my favourite industry plant!

by bananabread7 April 24, 2021

Jacob Strickland

tends to be a manwhore but is someone that you cannot stay mad at. what he lacks in a relationship, he makes up for in friendship. many people believe he may secretly be a rodeo clown. Some people even go as far as to think that he is a clown due to his brightly colored clothing. he is also associated with several groups such as the bermuda trriangle, super smashed bros and the family

Dat nigga jacob strickland

by tweez123 August 1, 2011

jacob and natalie

two amazing people that the world revolves around and should be together :)

Oh, that couple is so close. They must be Jacob and Natalie.

by skittle26 November 13, 2017

jacob satorius

The worst person in the world has invisible eyebrows and is "famous" for lip syncing

Do u know Jacob Satorius he gives everyone cancer

by Nikki G Hunter May 15, 2016

Team Jacob

Relating to the preference of Jacob Black (wolf) over Edward Cullen (vampire) in the book 'Twilight' by Stephenie Meyer.

WARNING: Girls(or maybe sometimes boys) do take to their man/wolf quite seriously--(same goes to Team Edward-ers who take to their man/vampire quite seriously (look for Team Edward))-- so do not question their choice or make fun of them. Your face may be damaged. Also, if a Team Jacob member gets within a 5' radius of a Team Edward member; one may want to duck and take cover.


(Joking about that last part...or maybe not O.o)

'Are you wearing a Team Edward t-shirt?!'
'Emm... yeah?'
'EWWWW!!!! Team Jacob is SOOOOO much better! Edward is such a *insert favorite curse word here*!'
'Oh NO you didn't!'
(Squabble Squabble)
(Extensions go flying)
(Bite Bite)
(Scream Scream)
(Kick Kick)
(Etc.)

by Plaid.Tomato.Slippers. October 4, 2008

Karl Jacobs

Karl is the most HOTTEST person on earth. He plays minecraft with his friends on twitch. He is OBSESSED with DREAM, and he falls out if his chair all the time.

"Have you heard of Karl Jacobs?"
"No."
"WHAT THE HONK?! HE IS THE MOST HOTTEST PERSON ON EARTH!!!"

by Wigbee December 8, 2020