Gym Lad!!!

A Gym Lad!!! eats sleeps the gym, he is sometimes a very strange creature that posts selfies of themselves on social media to gain attention from people that he has never met in his life. If you find yourself near a Gym Lad!!! your best bet is to run away as his obnoxious behaviour is extremely bewildering.

The Gym Lad!!! lifted the barbell and grunted heavily.

by Ben dover for me March 27, 2020

Gym Membership Card

The one thing that you still have from when you were optimistic about being fit, but now lives alone on your desk. The only thing that no matter what, you can't promise to use.

Woah, you got a Gym Membership Card?

Yeah, probably not gonna use it though.

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 09, 2023

Gym Shoe

A name for a disliked person or person who is doing or saying something that one does not like.

“Hold up gym shoe, who are you talking to like that?”

“Gym shoe, talking out the side of his neck.”

by P14mama February 15, 2023

Gym Whale

When he/she is an avid gym attender but look like a fat fuck.
Also often wears gymshark clothing.

Harrison is a humongous gym whale

by Stiff Daddy 66 April 17, 2023

Gym Sex

Named via a session of hardcore or intense intercourse where a lot of sweating and panting is involved.

I can’t wait to get home, you and I are gonna have gym sex!

by WilderEBranch September 07, 2020

Gym Flexing

When some one is acting like they can do something, when damn well you know they can't, Just to make themselves look good

Yo stop gym flexing, you know you can't lift 200 lbs

by KingMonteiro July 06, 2015

poop gym

a gym but instead its all poop

when someone walks into the poop gym and asked if its the pee gym look around buddy

by MoistMeatMisslejizzyfella December 11, 2024