Noah

Farts alot. Usually has smelly armpits. Asks people to check teeth and nose for shit and boogers. Sometimes gets lip rings to act tough. Almost always makes pauls jealous.

Did you smell that?

Smells like a Noah.

by redhairedwonder October 7, 2008

Noah

A N00blet tree who lives in a cardboard box, and will be forever alone while Darrell and Jayda laugh at his hobo-ness.

Dude, Noah smells like butt.
Don't be a hobo like Noah
He's a bum

by dhkfsla January 6, 2012

Noah

fat ass mother trucker that likes to 720 insta-swap on black ops 2, and play with his clan.(also cant spell)

"bro your such a noah"

by vex_slayer123 September 5, 2016

Noah

a fag who likes to start shit for no reason. no one likes him because he thinks he's better than everyone else. he's a total douche because he blames everything he does on someone else.

"Noah is a fucktard that people can't stand"

by I_am_your_daddy_69 July 18, 2016

noah

a d-bag who focuses on nothing in his life but himself. he likes to wear yoga pants, bras, and makeup in his sparetime to enhance his curves (possibly because he is a sexually frustrated man) he likes to cheat on the girl of his dreams who is funny, sexy, nice, fun to be with, faithful, and just an all around babe. he thinks that its okay to keep cheating on this girl, and then break up with her, and keep going back to her. he tells her everytime that itll be different, but its not. the perfect girl he was with before is stupid enough to keep going back to this son of a beach. she still loves him and shes stupid as fock, but hes more stupid to leave her.

jordan: wow look at that manho.
may: yeah hes a total noah.

by jordycordy January 8, 2012

Noah

ass, asshole, complete dick. but you love him.

Omg your such a Noah, but i love you!

by kimmy21 January 16, 2014

noah

noah is a fake country boy who cheats on you and calls and texts you and pretends he didn't do anything wrong he will seem sweet and loving and caring and loyal at first but once you get a little further in the relationship he stars to chest on you and treats you like shit and once you block him on everything he tries to say he changed (yet he didnt) and yeah dont ever trust a noah he only cares about himself and he is soooo ugly

"omg that's noah🤢"

by ducky you October 7, 2020