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Karl

Karl, a guy that usally bosses poeple around. He´s always dick to poeple and almost like a bully. Everybody pretends to be his friend but are actully just afriad to be his enemy. Thats because he is very agressive. Karls mostly have small and kind of disfugiured penises. They also think they are straigt so they hit on girls but never succede. This is mostly because deep inside they are extremly gay.
Karls are people that think they are better than everyone else and think they are special, but they are just blinded by the truth. witch is that they are bullying motherfuckes who dont know what to do with thier lives so they fuck upp others.

What im trying to say here is that he gets everything that he wants at home, so he expects to get that everywhere, for example at school.
"Hey look a Karl let's pretend to be his friend and then talk shit about him behind his back"
"Yeah good idea"
by Lisa Svensson January 26, 2018
mugGet the Karlmug.

karl sleeping

"he's cute!"
of course... it's karl sleeping
by clusterbitch123 May 17, 2020
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Karl Marx

A very based man
Person 1: Describe Karl Marx
Person 2: Based.
by Threatening Gay Person March 7, 2023
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Karl

Karl, a guy that usally bosses poeple around. He´s always dick to poeple and almost like a bully. Everybody pretends to be his friend but are actully just afriad to be his enemy. Thats because he is very agressive. Karls mostly have small and kind of disfugiured penises. They also think they are straigt so they hit on girls but never succede. This is mostly because deep inside they are extremly gay.
Karls are people that think they are better than everyone else and think they are special, but they are just blinded by the truth. witch is that they are bullying motherfuckes who dont know what to do with thier lives so they fuck upp others.

What im trying to say here is that he gets everything that he wants at home, so he expects to get that everywhere, for example at school.
"oh look at Karl he wants some dick"
by Lisa Svensson January 26, 2018
mugGet the Karlmug.

Karl Spencer

a complement you would give to someone beautiful that you like.
"Hey, you're lookin' pretty Karl Spencer today."
by Thatdude483 August 23, 2019
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Karl Marx

Communism's sugar daddy.
Karl Marx: Communism is good.

Communism: Kawaii, Karl you are such a daddy!!!
by JakeTheDictionary February 20, 2022
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Karl

The pinnacle of sexy time. Every Karl is basically better than you and will have coitus with your mum.
Damn that Karl. My mum can’t walk proper now
by Ordisious June 18, 2021
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