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Jarred

The most handsome guy ever the best eyes the sweetest down to earth person he might make you angry sometimes but his amazing smile makes it all go away and the way his smile twitches sometimes cause hes so happy is the best thing ever he always listens even to the smallest details and cares so much about people and his animals and you can talk about god with him and conversate about the bible one of the best people god has ever sent to me.<3
Hi handsome pants (; (Jarred i spelled it right this time lol)
by M4ky.1432 April 9, 2025
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sub lt jar

A really annoying person who’s a bit of a freak
Person 1: ‘Oi, help me carry this box I’m about to drop it’
Person 2: ‘no lol get good
Person 1: ‘such a sub lt jar’
by Local Vietnam vet September 22, 2022
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jar fly

the type of girl that will scrape a jar after the mix is cooked off ; the smell of the ether is what attracts them. Typically located in Hillsboro Ohio
when I am out shaking a bottle there is always jar fly's swarming about
by Kingspade93 June 30, 2022
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Poop Jar

A secondary way of hiding/storing your poopy from your mom. Usually stored under a bed.
- So did you make the poop sock?
- No.
- Where is it then?
- In a jar, a Poop Jar
- Nice.
by Mr. Breast June 3, 2023
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Jarred

Everyone has a baddie and Jarred is stuck with broad shoulders
by pdrizL May 16, 2023
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cum jar

a jar filled to the brim with cum, doesn't matter who's cum, and then you store it in the basement.

one day, when an atomic bomb hits and you're left to hide in the basement, so you don't die, and then however long later, you have to drink/eat the cum, depending on how old it is, idk if cum expires and turns solid like milk does don't judge me. and then u have to silently cry while you slowly consume the cum because aliens are invading and you don't want them to hear you consume cum, so you have to cry silently.
"hey broski, can you cum in this jar? i'm making a cum jar!"
by cyberfxngz January 1, 2024
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JAR JAR JU JA

Use to refer to someone who is respected above all others.

Used to describe the way someone fills about someone(love, hate, etc)
I respect my dad who is my JAR JAR JU JA.

I jar JAR ju ja that girl/boy.
by Ludickrious May 17, 2021
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