Deuce-Noose

A deuce-noose is the act of shitting on some one's neck then lightly choking the same person. This is usually done during sex with a agreeable partner and not meant to be a means to murder.

I met this girl at the bar last night that was into some weird s&m type shit. Literally she wanted me to give her a deuce-noose.

by TGFL STRAWBERRY December 5, 2018

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deuce it out

To interrupt whatever you're doing to go and take a shit. In relation with deuce it up

"Whatever, i've been at this for three fucking hours, i gotta deuce it out anyway"

by TrollDoBairro October 26, 2017

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low deuce

Low Duece- when you and a friend are hitting a girl from both sides, and your scrotums bang together, making the situation awkward for everyone.

"Dude, that was awesome, but that low deuce almost ruined the whole thing."

by Cockjuggler 32 June 27, 2016

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To use a public bathroom without ever being a customer because your colon is about 90 seconds from blowing out. Dropping Wild Deuces usually involves little to no eye contact. At most, the person throwing down will shrug their shoulders evoking a head shake from the employee.

Manager: "Have you seen the guy in the red hat?"

Employee: "Yeah - he dropped Wild Deuces then high-tailed it for the door. When I asked if he needed any help, he just said 'I'm good' without ever making eye contact."

Manager: "Sh*t - again! Wild Deuces again! I'm going to go to his house, drop Wild Deuces, and then just leave without ever saying 'hi' to his wife or anything."

by Arthur Drood October 5, 2016

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