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Callum-posting

The chronic habit of posting painfully mundane, oddly specific, and questionably profound WhatsApp statuses that nobody asked for—but now we all have to live with.

Often includes:
• Food hot takes that sound like rejected Dragon’s Den pitches

• Daily life updates that feel like side quests from a preschool teacher

• Music screenshots with cryptic captions that don’t make sense but sound like they might if you were high
• Off-brand motivational quotes with the emotional depth of a soggy Rich Tea biscuit
• Photos of countryside or suburban nothingness with captions like “Needed this”
“Man acts like he’s the main character in a Netflix indie short every time he posts. Stop the Callum-posting”

You know you’re Callum-posting when your status feels like a TED Talk but it’s just a tree and bad lighting.”
by Cally420 March 27, 2025
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Callum Stewart

This is a person who thinks he has a huge dick but actually needs a microscope to see it.
'You're such a Callum Stewart'.
by Jacko7_YT March 28, 2022
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Callum

Callum likes kids. He drinks Stella like it’s going out of fashion, in fact it’s the only fashion he has ever known. He has a crooked penis which leave women’s very wanting less. His face makes onion’s cry.
by DaisyDuke101 March 6, 2021
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Callum Snee

The biggest pussy you will ever meet
He will act like the bigger one when he really isn't. Then when you hit him he will go to someone stronger and more superior than you
Big pussy
"You guys remember that guy Callum Snee, ye he's such a big pussy
by BruhMoment6ix9ine November 27, 2021
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callum

a guy who wants a girl named faye but cant get here because he got rejected
callum was rejected twice by faye
by P.A.P.P.I.E November 7, 2019
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Callum

The best boyfriend ever and gives the best kisses and cuddles and and will watch movies with you all day and make you listen to Eminem and eats too many chineses from work and pot noodles
Caitlin loves Callum because he’s the best boyfriend ever
by Craigggggggggg November 8, 2018
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Callum

A highly funny individual who is trying to use this amazing sense of humour for fame on tiktok (@skelm)
have you followed Callum on tiktok yet?

No, but I should, his username is @skelm right?

Yes
by skelmcallum January 14, 2020
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