May 11

May 11 is national give your gf/bf your hoodie day

Hey it’s may 11 , can I have your hoodie

by Anonymous 089 May 10, 2021

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If you go to school it’s national ask your crush to lunch day🥰🤞

Hey will you sit by me
Crush: why

You: because it’s may 11
Crush: oh yeah sure that sounds like fun.

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If this day is your crushes birthday you have to ask them out because the law says so and they have to say YES!

YOU: Hey birthday girl, I really like you so will you go out with me?
THEM: Well it's may 11 so I guess I have to

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March 11

friend 1: hey what’s ur bday
friend 2: march 11..
friend 1: ugly rat head

by sussybajaaloy January 23, 2022

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national bring your plane to work day

guy 1: "Hey, you know it's national bring your plane to work day on 9/11"
guy 2: "Yeah? Where do you work?"
guy1: "World trade center"

by rapey maximus September 11, 2010

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Detonating a low power explosive device (such as fireworks or an M-80) in a mailbox.

The Scoutmaster went one step too far again, so tonight he is going to get an 11:05.

by Penn Martin July 25, 2010

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by clevelandsteamer936 January 09, 2008

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