Scandal Noted

Created by Pete Holmes, comedian. While referencing a celebrity in a conversation for their popular unique quality, but not in relation to a current or past scandal, saying "scandal noted" acknowledges the issue, and avoids a tangent in the conversation.
"He did run a lot of yards during the this past season, but O.J. Simpson, scandal noted, still holds the record for single-season yards-per-game average. A record 143, that may never be broken."
by Challenger45 June 29, 2024
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Scandal Noted

Created by comedian, Pete Holmes. A shortcut phrase to be used when referencing a celebrity, place, or event as an example for something other than a well known negative issue about it. The idea is to avoid the negative event being a distraction from the point of the statement or story. It also acknowledges that the speaker is aware of the scandal, so that discussion is not necessary.
It's true that he ran a lot of yardage this season, and that's impressive. It doesn't beat the record still held by O.J. Simpson, Scandal Noted, of the record for the single-season yards-per-game average at 143.1.
by Challenger45 June 30, 2024
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Useless note

Its some thing your stupid enough to even look up dumb ass
YOUR A DUMB ASS CUZ U READ THE USELESS NOTE
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Noted

One of the first few memes of 2021. Its lifetime overlapped with the guy looking back gif and the anime guy realizing something horrible gif from the end of 2020. This meme is a Madagascar penguin taking notes in his notebook.
this meme is probably outdated by the time you are reading this.
Noted.
by udontknowmeidontknowu January 11, 2021
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Andrew says: haha ok noted :)
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Noted

To watch gay porn and to take notes on the parts that make you feel the most pleasure. You jork your meat as well
I noted this weekend with my girlfriend. I'm gay now.
by S8tansanus May 22, 2024
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Noted

To take notes or to keep a thought when you feel a great sexual pleasure.
Friend #1... "Dude did you see that guys ass!? It was humongous!"

Friend #2... "Noted..."
by UdderTugger May 24, 2024
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