Van Notee Special

When you sling your meat into a lady then drive her to a relatives grave and tell her this is her last stop, that's the best she's ever going to have.

I gave Sheldon the Van Notee Special last night, she hasn't been seen since.

by Operatorfailure January 18, 2021

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are you so bored that you figured out my mac dock order and typed it in to urban dictionary

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by iminhellplshelpahhh July 8, 2024

Bum-noting

When you use a plastic bum pillow to surf the snow!

I went bum-noting yesterday, it felt so good! xD

by cleverjerk567 January 26, 2024

Noted

Already forgotten, bitch.

Andrew says: haha ok noted :)

by Natbabe August 28, 2022

This Is Going In The Note

When someone wrongs you or says something so terrible that it's going to go in your suicide note. Could also be used to say it's going in your will as to why they won't get a cent.

I can't believe you just said that to me, this is going in the note. I'm not joking, I can't even share this with my therapist.

by sera proto April 29, 2025

Read the patch notes?

A roast that is commonly used by toxic Call of Duty players. It is executed when an individual showing their frustration, constantly dying in a game. 'Read the patch notes?' is a question where someone asks the frustrated individual if they read the patch notes. If the person who is salty says no, that is where you hit them with the roast of all roasts.

"Why do I keep dying peeking that angle??"
"Did you read the patch notes?"
"No... what do they say?"
"The shit players who peek that angle die"

by The Alcorus November 23, 2020

Nigger note

When you finance something for a very very long time. Longer than normal. If it is 300 per month for 12 months on average, but you finance it with hardly anything down for 15 years.

The only way leroy vould afford that new moped was to nigger note it.

by C-dub73 December 21, 2022