Michael Dating

When You date a girl/guy but you never talk in person. You will text day and night. He will tell you how much he/she loves you. When you ask to hang out they respond with no, or they will have a reason that they can't.
Jared: Bro, I was talking to Monica last night and asked if I could take her out. But she said she sort of has a thing with someone.

Chris: Man, harsh she is most likely Michael Dating
by Thisisnttexas April 08, 2012
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Woodsy Date

Having a raging boner for the entirety or part of a date.
"How was it?"
"It was great, she had such a great arse, I'd rate it 10/10, it was definitely a woodsy date"
by i_bendover87 March 03, 2015
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Date-whammy

When you are asked out by a a friend of the opposite sex and you assume it is just friendly, but as the night goes on it becomes clear that it is actually a date.
I hung out with Cedric last night. It wasn't until he started inching closer and closer on the couch that I realized he'd pulled a date-whammy."
by RecklessEnthusiasm June 30, 2011
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parallel dating

Dating more than one person at a time. Opposite of 'Serial dating'.

From the definition of "parallel", meaning more than one thing happening at the same time, and "serial" meaning one thing happening at a time.
I only date one person at a time, I'm not into parallel dating, I'm a serial dater.
by EnglishConsultant September 22, 2015
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homeschool dating

they like each other but they’re not officially dating...even though they go on dates and act like a couple. this usually lasts about a month.
she’s homeschool dating another guy smh
by missmiaonfire October 11, 2018
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Dating Website

A website for 75 year old men who want to go back to there prime days back in the 50's. Or 75 year old men who like you "act" like the other gender, But there's also those 75 year old men who are looking to do some nasty things, but if really do find a real girl/boy they probably are just dating you for Starbucks. I would just stick to being lonely if i were you. Unless 75 year old men are your type then HAVE FUN.
I was using that new dating website tender an a old man messaged me!!
by TEACHERS WEIRD WORDS May 03, 2022
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catch a date

You need to catch a date and get this money .
by Thatdoll February 27, 2016
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