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parental problems

When someone has mommy and daddy issues both instead of one or the other.
“I don’t have just daddy issues, I have parental problems.”
by groundedaircraft December 8, 2023
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internet problems

The default excuse for why someone either leaves in the middle of or doesn't join a Zoom meeting
"How come John wasn't in class today?"
"He said he had 'internet problems,' but we all know he was just skipping."
by watermeloninja February 23, 2021
mugGet the internet problemsmug.

Digestion Problems

It's just something I have; my inability to eat food
by Jar-of-Jelly September 2, 2022
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Network Problems

The logical reason given why computers and electronics don't work when the reporting parties either a) don't have the ability to understand what the fuck they're talking about or b) are too fucking lazy to attempt to diagnose the issue.
I just installed this random program and now I can't get to the Internet, we must be having Network Problems.

We are an organization of 15000 people and 2 of them can't get their PCs working, must be a Network Problem.
by Dr. Tickle Bits October 22, 2014
mugGet the Network Problemsmug.

Fake Tan Problem

When someone applies over 100 layers of fake tan and think they look good. When really it’s streaky and black. Then they start to go green
by Toiletroll2020 December 12, 2019
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Problemic

A word that I swear used to exist in and before the aughts, especially in academic literature, but there is no evidence online, aside from some academic articles. Another Berenstain/ Berenstain Bears phenomenon.

Notably, the date of the invention of the "word problematic" keeps changing. However, it was invented in the sixties. In the late 1800s, problematical was a more common pseudoword than problematic. Word usage history charts may change after posting this definition.
Problemic Issues of Deploying Cooperative Intelligent Transport Systems During of Digital Transformation
by ProblemicBadFem May 27, 2024
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Mental Problems

Unless it isn't the result of a mental problem but rather it's easier for your to presuppose mental problem than it is 'you deserve to be murdered for knowingly and willingly immiserating people and that was happening to that guy in explicit terms by the people around him claiming he has memtal problems IN SPITE OF THE FACT that the clinicians said he DOESN'T.' Additionally, this doesn't immiserate you. THIS remediates MY problem and what I do if it doesn't will be immiserate you.
Hym "I mean, as a Catholic conservative, there are only 3 possibile explanations to you. 1. Mental Problems. 2. Evil. And 3. (in the case of Israel Palestine for example) KILLING Evil. So, the clinician said he DOESN'T and his coworkers say he DOES. BOY DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR! So, to say that anyone does what that guy did must have mental problems would be 'denying the antecedent.' It sounds to me like everyone around him was insisting that he had mental problems he didn't actually have and that day he had finally had enough so he killed them all. And the passengers were just collateral damage. We are fighting a war that YOU PEOPLE instigate and refuse to end and WHEN YOU LOSE (In the form of child murder or plane crash) the war you started the people involved are going to pretend to be bystanders and they are going to escape the accountability your pretend to care so much about."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2025
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