When someone is afraid of chemicals based on feelings instead of logic
quick history: On facebook somebody posted the chemical composition of an apple in an anti-vaccination group and said 'this is what they put in vaccines', which caused people to be upset not knowing its just an apple
quick history: On facebook somebody posted the chemical composition of an apple in an anti-vaccination group and said 'this is what they put in vaccines', which caused people to be upset not knowing its just an apple
A: I heard there is no proof that microplastics are harmful in the long term
B: Plastic in your brain and blood isn't harmful? are you joking?
A: Chemical Apple.
T: I think i drank too much hydrogen dioxide (water)
R: THATS AWFUL WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!
P: You're such a chemical apple, if urban dictionary didn't make me write this awkward section id be a lot happier
B: Plastic in your brain and blood isn't harmful? are you joking?
A: Chemical Apple.
T: I think i drank too much hydrogen dioxide (water)
R: THATS AWFUL WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!
P: You're such a chemical apple, if urban dictionary didn't make me write this awkward section id be a lot happier
by kohnik March 10, 2025
Get the Chemical Applemug. Perfume, aftershave, pheromone-colognes., etc, dat "loose" humans use to hopefully "fight a better battle" in their quest for succulent sweetmeat. And yes, sometimes this practice can indeed allow you to "score" more readily, but da problem is dat you may then rely too heavily on da essential oils to maintain a gal's interest, without expending enough time/effort to actually charm her personally, i.e., to demonstrate to her how truly likeable you are on da inside. And so as a result, even though you may indeed initially "win da battle" by enticing a cutie-chick into your bed with da wonderful sensual aromas dat you'd slathered on yourself, you may still stand a good chance of "losing da war" --- after da gal's heady essential-oils high wears off, she may just slump glumly on da edge of your bed for a while to think things over, and then --- still unaware of your good/redeeming qualities because you have simply not yet given her a proper chance to truly get to know you --- just quietly slip out your door again.
In the classic “taking advantage of the priest’s ‘privileged’ knowledge about his congregation” joke, Little Tommy Shaughnessy --- in an effort to improve his currently-bleak prospects of getting laid, but not wishing to resort to chemical whorefare --- made a phony “sin of the flesh” admission at confessional, thereby tricking Father John into unwittingly revealing to Tommy the names of the “loosest” local hussies and thus letting him know which girls he’d have the best chances with.
by QuacksO November 21, 2018
Get the chemical whorefaremug. by Tenngage July 14, 2023
Get the my chemical bro showmug. by nerdgirl123 November 26, 2023
Get the Chemicalmug. by LBJPebs February 24, 2025
Get the Chemical anusmug. A series of youtube videos done by two epic spaztic fails.
The videos themselves contain a variety of random skits, scenes, songs, and fails. For some reason, the videos are always shot at night between 10:30p.m.-6:30a.m.
The 'fails' that make the videos are main host Gabby, and the techie co-host Danie.
The videos themselves contain a variety of random skits, scenes, songs, and fails. For some reason, the videos are always shot at night between 10:30p.m.-6:30a.m.
The 'fails' that make the videos are main host Gabby, and the techie co-host Danie.
Guy1: Did you see My Chemical Epicness 2?
Guy2: Nahh, not yet.
Guy1: Dude, it was hilarious! They danced to a RHPS song, and Gabby thought Danie died and then... (etc)
Guy2: Nahh, not yet.
Guy1: Dude, it was hilarious! They danced to a RHPS song, and Gabby thought Danie died and then... (etc)
by Daniethetechiegirlgoesrawr July 24, 2011
Get the My Chemical Epicnessmug. Kyle: please produce the happy chemical
Brain: no fuck you here's that cringy thing you did 10 years ago
Kyle; oh god not again
Brain: ahahahaha
Kyle: please someone save me from this
Brain: no fuck you here's that cringy thing you did 10 years ago
Kyle; oh god not again
Brain: ahahahaha
Kyle: please someone save me from this
by reeeeeojo April 19, 2021
Get the Happy Chemicalmug.