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Karma is getting fucked after talking shit when you were sure that you were going to be right and everyone else was going to be wrong.
One such example of karma might be buying puts on Friday, and talking shit the whole weekend. Then waking up on Monday and having flashbacks to owning GE calls.
by ehehhehehehehehhehehe November 2, 2020
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Karma

A Kind Person Known for their Braveness.

A karma is Trustworthy and Cute

A karma Is Like a Mostafa ,They Work together😉
Who is that Cute girl over there ? (Karma)
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Karma vs Grip
by KarmaAkabane December 23, 2020
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1. my boyfriend
2. Karma is a god
3. Karma is the breeze in my hair on the weekend
4. Karma's a relaxing thought
(Aren't you envious that for you it's not?)

5. Sweet like honey
6. karma is a cat
Purring in my lap 'cause it loves me
(Flexing like a goddamn acrobat)
by Mo. Mo June 4, 2023
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A series of unfortunate events that amount to one giant catastrophic shit heading directly for your face......and your wallet. An unavoidable unpleasantness that will level you to the cockroaches.

A very rare event that only happens when the universe decided to drop the ball on giving back to a Douchebag the devastating shit he didn't think twice about shoveling out.

When a real dick of a person crosses a Lesley, in a really low way. It may be a month or a year, hell even 5 years later, she will wait for the opportune moment, and when it's clear life hasn't paid you back yet, The Lesley will deploy a very complicated and yet untraceable series of events that make your life a constant giant headache. You will regret the day you ever wronged a Lesley.
Did you know that guy that wronged that Lesley like 10 years ago, well you better believe Karma completely destroyed the amazing life he had planned. It all started....
by FakeIt.TillUMakeIt March 7, 2022
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Karma neutral

A morally questionable act that in no way harms, insults or humiliates anyone... as long as nobody sees/hears said act
At first i felt bad for flipping off the blind child, but my therapist said it was "karma neutral" since no one else saw me
by Daklining October 7, 2022
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It's a song from Jojo Siwa, but Jojo Siwa stole it. It's actually from Brittany Alyse Smith.
Person 1 : Dude, have you heard the Karma song by Jojo Siwa?

Person 2: Yeah, but jojo siwa stole it.
Person 1: What!?
by The stinkiest dog ever May 1, 2024
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