What the actual shiznits

A more discrete term for “what the actual fuck?”

Todd sees a video online that is seriously absurd and weird. He wants to comment, “what the actual fuck?” To tell everyone else that reads the comments that he thinks this video is fucking weird. But, swearing is restricted in this comment section due to the guidelines. Todd wants to be smart, and knows if he comments what he wants to, his comment will be deleted, and his opinion suppressed. So, he comments, “what the actual shiznits?”. This leaves Todd with his opinion expressed and his account left without warning.

by Sidiot2.0 September 21, 2022

What the zorpaloid

used by sluts to ask for breeding

You: what the zorpaloid Them: sex!

by billy bonburger November 27, 2024

Nigga what

Not sure. Try lying again and see what happens.

Nigga what! Y.

by VSAB(Iscariot) March 19, 2021

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 5, 2025

what the phil

What the Phil is a term commonly used in the Midwest. Could be said confused, sad, excited, or angry.

Its used mostly by Adults/Teenagers, while children say "What the Phillip!" which means the same thing.

mom: Son.. We're putting you up for adoption.

son: what the Phil!!!!!!

by Midwest_Slangs February 3, 2024

What a byah!

A phrased used to express excitement, or when something good happens. Such as owning some noobs on Xbox live or beating a friend out on a test.

Student 1: "Hey what did you get on your test?"
Student 2: "85, you?"
Student 1: "What a byah!"

by IloveCharlesKingssomuchloveyou September 17, 2010

What do you say when the cops come calling?

I mean... If the send officer sexy then...

Hym "Sit on my face please? Ma'am- Er, uh- Officer? Can I request my last meal early? No? I'll confess immediately if you let me hit it from the back? You got me! I was conspiring to murder that pussy, baby! I'M GONNA SHOOT!!! My load in you...? What DO you say when the cops come calling? I mean, you know what they say: The cops can't come calling if you're coming in a cop! Uum... Do I fill out the paperwork BEFORE or AFTER I fill you... Out? Up? I donno... But yeah, one of those ☝️

by Hym Iam March 1, 2025