iPad kid syndrome

If a child is so glued to an iPad screen that if he/she has it removed it will cause an explosion.

“Mom! He is not putting the family iPad down!”
Mom: “oh not another case of iPad kid syndrome! “

by Gooning Potato June 25, 2024

Kid

A kid is a person who likes to sit alone with the door closed and play fortnite it Minecraft and constantly screaming GREY TAC. And does not rat brussel sprouts or broccoli for shit!

Random guy in alley way: "Hey kid you looking for your candy" well I got it and get in my car" kid:"sorry I only accept ps4's and sound proof rooms "

by Random_guy_u_don't_know November 15, 2019

kid rich

when you have under 1000 bucks

"yo bro i got 100 bucks for my bday! im kid rich!"

by Xintoxツ August 21, 2023

flex kid era

Flex kid era consists of lil tay(rip) bhad bhabie and Woah Vicky

They were very famous and were the number 1 hashtag of everything in 2017

Yo bro you lil tay from the flex kid era?

by Omzii August 9, 2023

Kid owner

A parent with sole or shared custody of a child who undermines the other parent and doesn't allow them to be with the other parent. Also synonymous with someone who receives child support but the money is not really used for the benefit of the children

That kid owner dropped the kids off at her parents and went to the salon instead of dropping them off to hang out with their dad.

by Chknjeep August 13, 2015

Fortnite kid

Mostly used to define a very young person's personality. A fortnite kid will always complain and cry after losing in any game. Even though their name is "fortnite kids", they don't have to play fortnite to be called that, as long as they have the personality of a fortnite kid.
They often refer to their opponent as "kid" or "trash", especially when they are about to lose the game.

Person 1: *loses against Person 2*

Person 1: "You are so ez. I would beat you in any other game, this one is for dumb people. Go cry, kid"

Person 2: "Damn you are such a toxic crybaby. Must be a fortnite kid"

by Fishy-sensei March 30, 2022

Minecraft Kid

Kids who played Minecraft back when it was super popular, before Tommy "Intuit" Innit sent his British goons out to take over Mojang's HQ. Minecraft kids are usually slightly overweight, pale as hell, wear prescription glasses, and always have the name "Alex," which they practically invented. They are usually found in caves, in-game or real life, trying to find diamonds.

Alex: I love Minecwaft!
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.

Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.

by Eggego September 9, 2024