confundus cheese

DICK CHEESE but smells even worse and when chicks see it the get way wet.

Me: Hey yo ma wanna see some confundus cheese!!!!

Some chick: fuck yea lemme get soma dat!

by Dick cheese man August 28, 2018

Cheese

Crack Rocks

That man be smokin cheese

Wisconsin is full of Cheeseheads

by Lexy Remy January 27, 2021

cheese tots

Dirty sex, including anal and oral sex.

Tom: "hey did you get cheese tots with Bailey last night?"
Phil: "hell yeah I did, it was greasier than a McDonald's Big Mac"
Tom: "damn son"

by elephantjosh December 12, 2015

Cream Cheese Pie

Sex term: a cream pie, however the participant with a penis has an STI.

"I received a cream cheese pie last night, and now I have herpes"

by Mobsiboy June 19, 2023

Cheese Puppet

People who are easily manipulated into making jerks of themselves for money, sex, or attention. They appear sincere in their delusion. Particularly applies to Media types and Celebrities.

Geraldo Riviera (left)
Bill O'Reilly (right)

by Bob the Planet February 10, 2005

Cheese

Unspeakable, god, all powerful, 42

I am cheese, I am speed

by Hdjdjdndjdjd January 1, 2020

Capparoni and Cheese

Originating from the Word "Cap" but adding a little bit of spice.

When someone says a straight out lie that makes KFC's Mac and Cheese look like it could pass for your mama's home made goodness.

Friend 1: Girl, I got a date with Jack Harlow tonight!!
Friend 2: That's Capparoni and Cheese my guy, ain'y no way you got a date with him.
Friend 1: I know I just wanted to see your reaction.

by Capparoni And Cheese May 26, 2023