You being smart

A horrendous quote used by people from boston

68% of Boston citizens said Tom Brady didn't cheat
The other 32% said " You being smart"

by Swag Elephant March 5, 2015

fuck you filter

a mental filter that activates when someone is spewing out utter bullshit, causing you to zone out and not pay attention.

"dude, did you hear him say all that shit about you and your friends?"

"Nah, i had my fuck you filter on"

OR

dad "were you listening to me?"
child "Nah, my fuck you filter was on. can you repeat yourself?"

by noxxema May 3, 2010

spare you a snarkey

Choosing to let an obvious opportunity go by when you could have easily given a snarkey response to someone.

Dude, that was terrible, but I'm gonna spare you a snarkey.

by TheBeckster4 July 13, 2010

[You-Tube Tied]

The situation in which you are so distracted with vids on youtube,you aren't aware of whats going on around you.

Guy 1: Dude did you get my texts last night? Guy 2: No,I was at my computer the whole time,sorry I was You-Tube Tied

by zilchoboy January 17, 2010

Wet Thank You

After intercourse with a beautiful woman, cry and say thank you to ruin your chances with her forever.

"It was good until he did the wet thank you and we went back to being just cousins."

by Dr.micuchysharri April 3, 2019

do you gay

This is how you ask somebody if "they are sure" or more precisely.. this is how you ask someone if they are "out of their minds".

- Hey, so I've got this idea.. the earth is actually round.
- Bro, do you gay?

by david20002062 November 14, 2018

you are my favorite

Payments talk for you are bloody average but it feels like you need a pep talk today

You are my favorite agent,
All my favorites are working tonight

by el paymento June 23, 2019