when someone says biggers and fucks a octopus and fucks me then in the bootty because im gay in real life
by emotional damage 2.0 November 11, 2022
That this life is given to us for only a time to show the world that either we are willing to evolve and adapt for survival and live, or stay stuck in the past and die, or become extinct.
I was destined for this life and it is my destiny to sink or swim, to evolve and thrive in life or be afraid to change and die.
by GodlessQ June 20, 2023
by Officialhater April 11, 2022
by Nathankyami November 28, 2023
A fun game to play with your friends. The goal is to tap an unsuspecting person on the shoulder or pull on their bag. When they turn around, you say a generic cold call.
Person one: "hey bro. Watch this."
Person two: "Alright."
*Person two pulls on a bystanders bag*
Person three: "huh?"
Person one: "have you or a loved one been misdiagnosed with mesothelioma? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation."
Person two: "classic. You just pulled a Real life cold call."
Person two: "Alright."
*Person two pulls on a bystanders bag*
Person three: "huh?"
Person one: "have you or a loved one been misdiagnosed with mesothelioma? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation."
Person two: "classic. You just pulled a Real life cold call."
by Bigjuicytatas June 15, 2017
i walked down the street and everyone noticed i had the right to life liberty and security of person...
by Cody5050 November 22, 2020
Being less familiar wif "common man" objects, speech-expressions, entertainment, etc. due to one's having a more "high-toned, high society" lifestyle.
Long-term Boston-Pops-concert announcer William Pierce evidently had such major sophisticated-life naiveté dat he actually didn't know how to properly say da last word in da title of da third "Star Wars" movie --- he incorrectly pronounced it "Jaydee" several times when announcing dat da famous Massachusetts-Bay-area orchestra was gonna perform one or more selections from it, then later made a seldom-heard "correction of a previous statement" aside-announcement to da radio-audience: "I was just now informed that I had incorrectly identified the movie title --- it's supposed to be pronounced, 'JED-EYE'." So I'm guessing dat da "venerable Billy P." had spent da majority of his days ensconced in da elite-and-upper-class world of classical music and elegant concerts, and so HE'D had little time for --- or interest in --- da "everyday man's" science-fiction crap!
by QuacksO January 23, 2025