cat shat in my sink

expression of gratitude, its crazy actually

this drift car is like my cat shat in my sink, its crasy actually

by bringbackthebars2004 December 14, 2023

Cat Distribution System

A nickname for the phenomenon of cats commonly entering the lives of their owners in unexpected or mysterious ways, as if a higher power is “distributing cats” among the populous.

There was a cute tabby under my front porch yesterday and I decided to adopt her! I guess the cat distribution system picked me.

by Sacyrus December 15, 2023

Cat

kitty kitty cat cat cat kitty meow meow

meow meow cat

by Vincentdude December 16, 2023

Cat

Cat:
A cat is a mammal with soft fur who likes milk and may scratch so be careful the can be harmful if they don't receive milk.

whoa look at that black cat... better not cross paths with it!

by donkeygetoutofmaswamp November 12, 2018

Cat

Fucking hairballs with knives attached to them

"Dude, a fucking cat just scratched me."
"That's because it's a hairball with knives attached to it."

by A Fucking Cat Person November 15, 2018

Cats

Cats are adorable cuddly creatures

Omg look at that adorable cats

by Bellacat November 22, 2018

cat

Something that shits in the house, and something that doesn't do shit in the house.

I have a cat. Why did I buy him?

by Ereck Flowers November 24, 2018