An extremely fat person.
Look at that huge fuckn’ fat back. Prolly ain’t seen his dick since grade school. He’s gotta weigh 500 pounds.
by Goofnut May 30, 2024

by Jason pussy licker June 28, 2023

guy said : Do me a favor and "peel it back " your attitude when you talk to me , cause I might get angry.
by Dont go there m.j. September 29, 2018

Whisper: Gonna drink a monster idc if my pregnant
Kurtis: Of course that’s what the dad looks like, if there’s anything I want to get out from my internet presence it’s that guys who wear hats back here love monster energy
Kurtis: Of course that’s what the dad looks like, if there’s anything I want to get out from my internet presence it’s that guys who wear hats back here love monster energy
by SillyGuy89_ September 27, 2025

What i call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now the "Snap Back The Prayer".
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now the "Snap Back The Prayer".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025

Where a woman rides your fucking back while a car hose clamp, coated in whale oil harvested in the Scandinavian Sea, is clamped to your fucking dick.
John: Hey, Babe, i just got some Whale oil
Bessy: Where from?
John: The Sea of Scandinavia
Bessy: I'll get the hose clamp
John: You gonna give me a Jœl Back Clamp?
Bessy: Fuck yeah, Daddy!
Bessy: Where from?
John: The Sea of Scandinavia
Bessy: I'll get the hose clamp
John: You gonna give me a Jœl Back Clamp?
Bessy: Fuck yeah, Daddy!
by Yesdaddyyesyesyesyes January 4, 2024

by Elliot///: March 3, 2018
