by Edvard Robineanson June 20, 2008
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C-2: Oh, REALLY?
C-2: Oh, REALLY?
by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 27, 2021
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by Braingoespop June 16, 2024
Get the 2 a.m. chill mug.The 2-Scale is a very simple way to rate a woman when you first encounter them.
0: Would not put dick in
1: Would put dick in
2: Would eat cream out of her asshole
0: Would not put dick in
1: Would put dick in
2: Would eat cream out of her asshole
Todd: "Do you see Sara over there? What would you rate her on The 2-Scale?"
Dave: "Yeah, I'd say she's a 1"
Todd: "Really? She is totally a 2!"
Dave: "Yeah, I'd say she's a 1"
Todd: "Really? She is totally a 2!"
by SallyMcSaggyTits May 9, 2015
Get the The 2-Scale mug.“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and- Skip a bit me liege And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'”
"Consult the Book of Armaments!"
"Armaments Chapter 2:9-21"
Recite verses
"Ok, here we go"
"1! 2! 5!"
"Three Sir"
"3!"
"Armaments Chapter 2:9-21"
Recite verses
"Ok, here we go"
"1! 2! 5!"
"Three Sir"
"3!"
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