Do you want a cookie?

When you or someone else makes a claim of doing something that they clearly think is cool or clever and deserving of praise, but did so out-of-the-blue when nobody asked and it isn't really that cool or clever, then the appropriate response is to ask them 'if they want a cookie?' as a just reward for their deed.

Rwo friends watching a murder mystery show:
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?

by Thou Art That November 22, 2024

What the hell are you doing?

I'm taking a piss
Ok but why aren't you jumping at me, that's what you're supposed to do.

Time to take a piss pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
What the hell are you doing?

by iminhellplshelpahhh June 26, 2024

FISH DO

"Fuck It, Shit Happens, Drive On."

Person A: "I made a bad grade on my calculus test today." :(

Person B: "FISH DO."

by Bitter tea October 22, 2020

Doing A Remy/Pulling A Remy

Doing A Remy/Pulling A Remy, is when you miss the cannon minion in league of legends.

Especially when it's done without anyone contesting the cannon minion.

"oh no, I missed a cannon I totally am Doing A Remy/Pulling A Remy"

by Did Someone Say Pie November 21, 2023

doing hat

an alternate name for a condom

Hey Matthew, do you have a doing hat I can borrow for the evening

by hockeynutt21 March 27, 2011

do

DO stands for drop out, used to refer to someone.

yeah he’s a DO but he’s still successful

by pepi@large March 8, 2020

Dos

sleep

Q: Okay bro imma go dos now
M: Same, imma dos too

by Gwababakiller$ July 5, 2023