Schrodinger's Cum 

When you donate to a sperm bank and are unsure if you have fathered a child.

My buddy Dave JO'd at a sperm bank and now he's got Schrodinger's cum yo

Schrodinger's Cum by Type4Me June 19, 2016

cock thirsty cum dumpster 

An absoulte trash-receptacle of a person who has an insatiable hunger for phallus'.

First person - "There's nothing you could say that would hurt my feelings."
Second person - " You are a cock thirsty cum dumpster."
First person - " My soul hurts."

cock thirsty cum dumpster by Shedofwork September 28, 2017

Fuck nut cum disaster 

A grown adult who is clearly product of a big big oopsie in the bedroom.

Person: That's not true you fuck nut cum disaster.

You: Aw.

Fuck nut cum disaster by sa.l.t March 24, 2019

wiener balls cum 

actual facts my nigga

nigga 1: last night I had sex with that cute girl

nigga 2: did she make ur wiener balls cum?

nigga 1: facts

wiener balls cum by benzxp January 16, 2021

Moto's Cum Load 

A fat load from a fat cunt.

"Hey have you seen Moto's Cum Load"

Of Course! he jerked off all over me.

Moto's Cum Load by ChrissyDog June 20, 2021

Mother’s Cum

(Countable)
1) The cum of a mindless male/female.
2) The cum of a male/scorpion being jizzed on.

A piece of my mother’s cum.

Mother’s Cum by ZRXVC September 21, 2023

Pre-cum 

The clear liquid that exudes from many squeezable ketchup containers.

Every time I try to eat a hot dog, I get pre-cum on my meal. And that's why you shake the ketchup

Pre-cum by Hunt Heinz May 16, 2007