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national cum on girlfriend day 

on the 11th of any month it is national cum on your girlfriend day where you can cum on her face or any part of her body
“ayo bro did you know that it’s the 11th of april?”
“no what do special about it”

“it’s national cum on girlfriend day
“oh sick i’ll do it later”
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Ketchup Pre-Cum 

The weird, liquid-y stuff that comes out of a ketchup bottle if you don't shake it.
"You gotta shake dat ketchup bottle, or else ketchup pre-cum will be all over your hot dog."
Ketchup Pre-Cum by T0mBoi June 10, 2015
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Schrodinger's Cum 

When you donate to a sperm bank and are unsure if you have fathered a child.
My buddy Dave JO'd at a sperm bank and now he's got Schrodinger's cum yo
Schrodinger's Cum by Type4Me June 19, 2016

cock thirsty cum dumpster 

An absoulte trash-receptacle of a person who has an insatiable hunger for phallus'.
First person - "There's nothing you could say that would hurt my feelings."
Second person - " You are a cock thirsty cum dumpster."
First person - " My soul hurts."

Fuck nut cum disaster 

A grown adult who is clearly product of a big big oopsie in the bedroom.
Person: That's not true you fuck nut cum disaster.

You: Aw.
Fuck nut cum disaster by sa.l.t March 24, 2019

wiener balls cum 

nigga 1: last night I had sex with that cute girl

nigga 2: did she make ur wiener balls cum?

nigga 1: facts
wiener balls cum by benzxp January 16, 2021

Moto's Cum Load 

"Hey have you seen Moto's Cum Load"

Of Course! he jerked off all over me.
Moto's Cum Load by ChrissyDog June 20, 2021